Welcome to I Don’t Mind Telling You, the podcast where Simmo takes you on an unapologetically honest journey through life as he sees it. With his sharp wit, brutal honesty, and knack for storytelling, Simmo delivers an episode packed with humour, life lessons, and the kind of tales you won’t hear anywhere else.
This week, Simmo introduces his classic segments: Hero of the Week, where he shines a spotlight on someone deserving of admiration, and Dickhead of the Week, where he calls out the week's most laughable or frustrating antics. As always, these segments come with Simmo's unique blend of humour and bluntness.
But the real highlight of the episode is a deeply personal and hilariously cautionary tale involving a root, a wank, and a trip to the hospital. Simmo dives into how ignoring medical advice after a vasectomy led to an unexpected infection and a painful lesson in why patience truly is a virtue. It’s a story full of cringe-worthy laughs and a little wisdom for anyone who's ever thought about bending the rules.
Whether you're here for the laughs, the life advice, or just to hear Simmo tell it like it is, this episode has it all. Tune in for a raw, real, and unforgettable ride through Simmo’s world—because he doesn’t mind telling you exactly how it is.