Suh doods.

 

Eloquent description writer here checking in on you guys... EP 30 is here!

 

We missed a week but listen we rebounded and this episode is actually really good if you ask me and I haven't even listened to it yet.

 

Do you guys even read these? We talked about foggy glasses of pecans and bearjaws. Right? Probably not. Bottom line is that you shouldn't let your kids grow up to be douches and just nip them thinking toothpicks are cool in the bud straight away.

 

Email your grievances to [email protected] because I guarantee you that there is no way you'll convince me toothpicks are necessary or cool.

ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY ENERGY POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER HEY GUYS IT'S WRITER HERE WITH ENERGIZED HOST HOW ARE YOU OKAY FINE HAVE A NICE DAY LISTEN TO THE EPISODE YES POWER

Make love to your wifesband and your huswifes cause it's v-day ya'll and that's for vagina.

French. Fries. And. Oreos. Just how I like it.

 

We've done it. We've gotten dumber. Listen in on a good ep, a silly ep, a SOULFUL ep. Love you guys.

 

If you're going to have a band, make it a band that sounds different at least once. ONCE and y'know what while I'm at it, change your voice and make it sound different. SING. AND JUST BE DIFFERENT AND DON'T HAVE A WHINY ASS GUI- oh hey there. Stupid host was screaming.... that wasn't me.

 

Speaking of not me yelling, stupid host had to yell earlier because he couldn't yell... during... the episode...

 

Just listen please.

Well hello there fellow kids. I'm back and so is he!

We're really sorry we had to leave for a week, you understand I hope. Sometimes you just need a little break to recoup and whatnot.

Just kick back, relax, and enjoy listening to this big dumbass drone on and on and on about things that he cares about.

 

Email us at [email protected], thank you!

Gooooood golly, Ms. Molly we've struck gold!

 

This dumbass has done it with this one, long, silly, jokey, and not topical at all. All the makings of a QUALITY show.

 

How do you feel about igloos? Love em?

Dumbitches? Hate em?

You'll have fine this time around then. Enjoy!

 

Tell us what you think over at [email protected]

Oh man are we in for it this week.

 

Happy New Year you guys! I'm happy to say that this dumbass host is back and better than ever, he absolutely overloaded himself with medicine and is completely healthy as of that Monday he promised.

 

Do you like gorillas? The Zoo? Birds? How's about some more droning about member measuring contests consisting of how stupid a person can name their child? Oh all of those? Good luck making it through this episode then because that's all there is!.... also a bit more. 

 

Email us at [email protected]!

He's sick. He's on the edge of death and this is a short episode. 

 

We're really sorry about this all you guys, we almost didn't record at all but the heart of the dumbass was too soft. It's not a good feeling to get out such a short episode but I hope you all liked what little we got out. 

 

Have a happy New Year and happy belated Christmas!

Title. Understand?

 

It's a relaxing ep, it's a chill ep, it's an ep about important things and it is interrupted by a nice poop. 

 

Let's talk about some books you bunch of nerds. I love you.

 

Email us at [email protected]