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Jaku, Johnny, and Chef Mike are BACK! This time they are sponsored by The Wieners Circle. They are serving up their famous char dogs, cheddar fries, and insults since 1983. Come check out our new bar/venue and dogwalkers deck 2622 n Clark street chi city!

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This episode may have the most food related ideas yet. Most of them involve wieners in some way, or another. So, don't listen if you're hungry!

Sean and Greyson of Game Attack join Jaku and Johnny this week. Find our guests at: https://www.twitch.tv/gameattack

Dead Man's Tweet is going to help you feel better about your life, and your death. How many times have you attempted to respond to someone, but never sent the message? Now you can save all of those messages, tweets, etc and when you die, they all get sent out. This way you can really let the people know how you feel without the repercussions.

X-Mas Termination is the new christmas tree solution. You buy a vial of genetically altered termites and sprinkle it on your chrismas tree. They will devour it, and then die off, leaving you with almost nothing to clean up.

Carma is the new driving system that will change how everyone drives. IF you let people in, or do nice things, people will give you good Carma. If you cut them off or brake check them, they will give you bad Carma. When you get enough bad Carma, the air gets slowly let out of your tires. So, be a good and safe driver, or else.

Semitruck trailers converted to into mobile car washes will be the new way to get your car cleaned. With the Truck Car Wash, you just drive through the specially designed trailer. Easy cleaning!

I have two words for you: caffeinated cereal. Am I Right? You know I am. No more disgusting coffee, get your caffeine by the bowl.

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Phant is the guest this week. Check him out at: https://www.twitch.tv/phant_tv

The Smelling iDog is back with a vengeance. Drone janitors are going to be the new future of a cleaner country. Electrostatic window pluming will help you find clogged pipes with ease. Lastly, 4chan but on the blockchain so the memes can live forever.

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Jess joins Jaku and Johnny to have a blast and talk about awesome business ideas.

Wrap It Up sound proof foam is your portable solution to your sound proofing needs. If you have sound proofing needs, this is for you.

Unweighted Blankets are for those of you that need warmth, but a weighted blanket is just too much for you.

Lastly, Johnny tries to kill diabetics. So, don't listen to him.

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Anim8edTom joins Jaku and Johnny with the newest business ideas.

The Olympics is kind of boring, when you know who is going to win. But, with the Lottery 'Lympics, each athlete will draw a random sport to compete in. Now, we'll see how good you are, when you're a sprinter trying to throw a shotput.

Have you ever wanted to bring someone a homemade cake, but couldn't actually be bothered to put in the effort? With Mediocre Cakes, we make you a pretty mediocre cake that everyone will assume you made at home. Now you look good, by looking bad.

One thing vaping has damaged, was the ability to spark up a conversation with other smokers by asking for a light. With Need A Spark Vapes, you can't light it unless you have someone else vaping nearby to ask for a spark from. Bring your Spark, to Spark a connection.

Some people have nice, thick, deep colored hair, and just want that distinguished look that grey hair gives. With Salt and Pepper, you can turn your hair into a gentleman with ease.

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Jaku and Johnny are joined by Samiah this week to bring you the best ideas they've got.

Porta Party is a portable bathroom, that also brings in the party. With a big enough porta potty, the girls will combine parties in the bathroom and get the place bumping!

Every dog has its own beat when you pat their belly. Dog Drums are the newest instrument to hit the main stream. Use your dog as your percussion instrument and make millions as a street performer.

Spirit Guides is a brilliant new idea. If you train an animal to find people and bring them to a bar, you can rent them out as Spirit Guides to guide people to spirits. It worked on Jaku already.

Autopilot in cars is pretty boring right now. But with Autopilot Personality you can give your car a real driver personality. Do you want an elderly woman driving to church on Sunday? What about a red neck in a camo truck that's late for a BBQ? We've got you covered.

Do you want a new nickname? No one will call you by it, unless you get Nicknames for Hire. We will send people to help organically create your nick name and get it to stick. That's really worth any price.

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Jaku, Johnny, are joined by Clench to bring you the newest and best buisness ideas.

LADR is a full service excuse program. Do you need a doctors note? Done. Do you need someone to pretend to be your grandmother? Done. Need a receipt for fixing the flat tire you pretended you have? Easy.

Do you have a problem with sticky movie theatre floors? With the new pressure washing movies theatre seats, as soon as the movie is over, the floor gets washed away of all of the food and chemicals that people left, and you have nothing but a clean floor to walk on.

Squatters get all the rights in this country. It's time we take things back for ourselves. With Squatters, you find a house you like, strip down and do squats inside that house. The owners will probably leave, giving you a brand new house.

Not Dognappers is a new service that will be a hit at the local dog park. Do you know someone with a dog that just isn't happy to see you when you come home? With Not Dognappers, we dognap your dog, lock him in a cage, and then after enough time has gone by, we bring them back. They'll be happy to see you for sure now.

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Glitchcat7 is finally back with Jaku and Johnny. This week is going to be good.

With Deep Fakes becoming better and better, De-Fake is going to be the best way to fight it. With De-Fake, you can remove the fake and see what's really there.

Groundhog Day has been horded by Punxsutawney. We need to take that holiday back for the people!

Finally, Dyslexic books could be the wave of the future. Your e-reader can determine how dyslexic you are, and scramble the words in your book so you can read them faster. It couldn't possibly fail.

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Wilbur, Wagon John, and Dissin Terry Brady bring to you the most amazing business ideas you never needed.

This is going on your Permanent Record! With block chain technology, your grades are kept safe. No one will be changing them.

Too many bikers zoom by parked cars and don't pay attention to who is going to open their doors. With the Anti-Bike Ejection System, when they hit your door, they get "safely" ejected away from the car.

Cyclists have something to celebrate though. With the Hive Cycle, your bike will never get stolen. Just atttach our patented bee hive technology to keep a swarm of bees protecting your bike all year long.

The iDog is a trained dog to sniff out iDevices so they'll never get lost. There would be more, but now it's time for the AMBULANCE ROUND!

Lastly, we have Google Quick Definitions. A service that will tell you what words mean as quickly as possible. We've got your back when people pontificate.

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Chris Karliss joins Jaku and Jhonny to bring you the best business ideas you've never heard.

Today they are going to blow your mind. They've totally reinvented outdoors. It's never going to be the same. Then, to bring the new outside inside, you should try the new moss carpet. It's like carpet, but it grows.

They also have a ton of bathroom ideas. You'll never poop the same again. There's also a great food idea. King sized cereal. You never thought of that, did you? I'll tell you all abou-

Wait... Do you hear that? AMBULANCE ROUND!

Then they finish it off with some great IOT water bottle ideas. It's going to hydrate your brain with knowledge.

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