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Normally, the rule is no politics, but for now, let's talk about it. To make a real decision on who you vote for, you need real information. With the Political Extreme Ad Blocker, you will only be shown information about candidates from an unbiased neutral third party. That way you can make a real choice.

Back to the good ideas: does it take too long to drop off your kids at daycare? With Drive Thru Daycare, you can drive in, toss the kid out the window, and off you go. Easy peasy.

When you see a cute doggo on tv, and you just want to pet them, it's hard. But with Pet Donations you can donate to have a cute puppers pet live on tv, because of you. YAY!

Do you eat meat, but still feel guilty? With Animal Cruelty Credits you don't have to. You eat what you want, but you buy the animal credits from us. Then, someone will go vegan for a meal, to balance you out.

We bring to you a special viewer submission. Smart Speaker Santa. You tell your kids to talk to Santa through your Alexa, and you get a shopping cart emailed directly to you. How is this not already a thing?

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If you have money, and you are in a hurry, is anything you do really illegal? Nah. With Opticom Uber, you can pay to get all green lights wherever you go, for a premium fee.

Horoscopes may be bs, but what if you had a way to get an accurate reading? With genome sequencing, we can take your DNA and sequence you an accurate horoscope reading. Now you can see your true future, probably. Maybe.

Sometimes you're working, or dealing with other people through email, and you regret a message you send to someone. With our new Feelings Filter you can make sure you get the right feeling before you send it off into the ether.

No one has started a $5 Word business yet, so we're going to give you more ideas for it.

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We have some spicy ideas for you this week. Starting with pet adoption. You adopt a pet, they give you food. Easy. Does the dog need ALL of that food? Nah. Free dinner!

Next we have a new service for the homeless: DoN8. With DoN8, you can allow people to transfer you money through an app, to give you donations to help you eat, and find shelter. You can't say "I don't have any cash." any more!

Bars and cafes are sorely needed on the train platforms. We want to support you in opening up popup bars and cafes on train platforms in Chicago. It's a great idea, do it!

Commute Buddy is another train related app, but it could be used all over. We match you with people on your train with similar interests. Want to talk about your favorite sports team? That hot new anime? Now you can find the perfect commuter buddy!

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Our last SGDQ show is here.

We start off with designer turkeys. Designed for what you ask? The microwave. Imagine getting a turkey, popping it in the microwave, and you're eating in 20 minutes.

Do you want to make your own cereal? We're suggesting a service that allows you to create your own style of cereal, and allow others to purchase it. Become a millionaire with Frooty Crunch.

Do people think your job is far more interesting than it is? With Employment Timeshare you can rent out your job. Find a good fit, take a day off, and still make money.

Does anyone remember GrossMR? It's back!

Receipts are a pain to keep up with. Today we have an amazing idea to get rid of nearly all receipts, forever!

Do you have trouble putting on your shirt? We offer shirts labeled with "Head" "Left Arm" "Right Arm" and "Body." But, better than that, we have left/right labeled socks!

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We're still at SGDQ, but that doesn't mean we're out of ideas.

We start with Gottem! A shit talking helper app. You call us, we listen in, and when the time comes, we give you a way to slay your enemies with your words.

With Phone Number Typo Squatting, you get phone numbers close to important ones, and use them for your benefit.

MST3K is amazing. Don't you wish you had that in your life? Now you can! You start an IRL stream and we watch and comment on your life. Combine with Gottem! and you've got a winner.

With Vape Freestyle you can have any number of crazy vape combination flavors. Share with your friends, or with your neighbors.

With Google Translate Currency you can automatically convert prices into your home currency. No need to do the calculating on your own.

Parental Ghosting is like Tinder plus Arranged Marriage for parents. You match your kid with someone else's, then get them to fall in love. That way you get both of them out of your houses. Win win!

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We're at SGDQ this year raising money for charity, but also to give our amazing ideas to you, the listener, for free.

To start we have Totally Not Insurance Fraud. A service where we send our henchmen to steal your stuff so you can collect on your insurance. IT's not fraud. Trust us.

Have you ever wanted to go to a drive in theater, but you couldn't find one? With the Driving Drive In, you can turn your car into a drive in theater. But, don't forget the popcorn.

With AirBnTree, you can rent out your backyard tree house out to people looking for a fort to call their own. You weren't using it anyway. Don't lie.

Pawn shops make lots of money off of the backs of the poor. With Gaslighting For Profit, we will come up with imaginary things, call pawn shops to get them interested, then let you sell them a trinket for massive profit. Genius.

Do you want a boat? How often would you use it? With Boat-share, you can time share your boat out with 20 or 30 other people. Since you'll rarely use it, why not?

When you have an expensive car, you want to protect it. But, car covers are a pain to put on. With the Parachute Car Cover, it shoots out of the car to cover it for you. IT's like an outside airbag.

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In the future, so many screen names will have been taken, it will be difficult to have one without a string of numbers at the end. With Youneek Naim, you apply for a screen name now for your newborn, and we make sure they have an entire social media presence when they're old enough.

Hard boiled eggs are too much work. Easy boiled eggs are where it's at. With GGR (Egger, with an invisible E) is here to make sure that you and your loved ones are covered in any egg type emergency.

Today, we introduce you to the Shoe Bank and Sock Pockets. Now, you can hide your money in your shoes or socks in style. No more sweaty foot money. Sock Pockets will keep your money dry, and your feet fashionable.

Do you have plants that are hard to reach? Do they die of unexplainable causes? With Plants on Demand, you can have real plants, delivered into your house to replace the unsightly plants that you totally didn't kill by not watering them enough.

If you're a vegan, you can't eat meat. It's cruel to the animals. But, what if you FOUND meat? It would be disrespectful of you not to eat it, and continue the circle of life. With Discovered Meats, we link up hunters and hungerers to allow one to get their bloodlust sated, and allow the other to eat delicious steaks. IT's the perfect solution!

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Do you have nefarious goals? Do you need someone to take the heat off of you? With Skateboard Distraction, you pay us to distract for you, any time, any where, as long as skateboarding isn't allowed.

Did you know there are hot single moms in your area? We did, and we're using that to benefit YOU! They need babysitters for the kids, and you need cash. Problem solved.

Grum, the new rum gum. Need to have fresh breath, and to fail a breathalyzer? I didn't think so. But, unsuspecting people will appear drunk right when you need them to. Gottem!

Companies sell your personal information all the time. Now, you can use that as a currency. With our Info For Food shops you can have a nice dinner at the low price of all of your personal information.

Did you use to be a hacktivist, but you want to stop? Neither did we. Is the FBI still listening? Always. With Anonymous Anonymous you can get help without revealing yourself to Big Brother.

Some people don't have their parents anymore. We're all sad for them. We want to make their lives better. So, we can filter out those pesky Fathers Day ads, or family portraits. Pretty much anything you want blocked, we can block, except porn pop-ups, that's for everyone.

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Are you tired of soggy shower sandwiches? With the Shower Umbrella, you too can eat a crisp, fresh sandwich in the comfort of your own shower. Why would you do that you ask? Why not!

How about that weather? It's great, but you don't live near me. With How about that Weather? you can send someone the feeling of the weather you want them to feel.

Do you need your company to look bigger? Buy our fake employee personal effects, and scatter them about. No one will know you're a one man operation. If you get paid for 10 people's work, even better!

Cat Chat is the new way to send someone a picture of your cat, with messages from your cat. Cat translating at its finest.

No longer will you have a single use goose. Water wings for geese to prevent the epidemic of drowning geese.

Shy Bladder? Don't like to use the bathroom when other people are in it? With GPeeYes, you'll know if a bathroom near you is occupied or not. Make haste to make waste!

Psst. I have a secret. We Got This.

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Ever needed to get a little space from other people? With Personal Space, now you can. Upgrage your order with the Personal Space Guard to make sure those pesky chit chats stay far far away.

Do you have a useless degree, but want to use it anyway? As a Professional Student, you can take classes and tests for other people, helping them get their useless degree. Genius!

If the past repeats itself, then why learn from the past? We can just learn from the future. With Future Class, you'll learn about all the things you may need to know years from now. Probably.

Sandwish is here to revolutionize your genie situation. Imagine you find a bottle, a genie pops out, but you haven't had food in a while. Now you're wasting a wish on something to eat. NOT ANYMORE! With Sandwish, we give you a full stomach to make those wishes. Don't think too long though.

We've all seen movies where a student takes their own life and gets their roommate A's for the semester. That always gives the bad students bad ideas. Instead, let us provide you with a fake roommate to fake kill themselves, to get you REAL grades!

Steam libraries grow out of control with bundles and sales. Do you want to have more games beat, but don't have the time? Call us up. We'll get you achievements and tell you about how great the game was, so you can brag to your friends.

Spoiler alert! No! Wait! Come back! This is a new service to supply spoilers, in a good way. How many bad movies have you seen? With Spoiler Alert we can spoil bad movies, so you can say you've seen them, and people won't tell you "You HAVE to see this movie!" anymore.

We Got This, but with Time Travel, it's too easy.

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