Everything that went wrong on the Avengers: Endgame red carpet show, buying and selling our house and a Captain America: Civil War rewatch.

Back in 2015, Samantha told anyone who would listen how much she looked forward to getting the epidural with our second kid. But as she hit the delivery room and time began slipping away, would she be able to stick to the birth plan? Find out what happens when the bleating stops being polite and starts getting real. Plus, bonus mini-reviews of Captain Marvel and Into The Spiderverse. And, oh yeah, we watched Ant-Man.

Just get the flu shot people. JD did not, and then the flu laid him out on our hosts' birthday weekend, ruining a planned romantic weekend and delaying this podcast episode. We had to watch Avengers: Age of Ultron a second time to make sure it was fresh in our minds. This movie is actually the inspiration for this podcast, and around the time the film first hit theaters, Samantha got some of the best news about our second child.

The allure of raunchy comedy, topless men in goop, Google assistant and our son growling, "Mommy, I'm playing!" All that and more, plus our take on the MCU's very own Guardians of the Galaxy.

After a hectic holiday season, we finally got around to watching another movie. This time, we discuss the merits of printed out holiday cards, recap our first furniture purchase as a couple and why it screams 'Old West Brothel.' Oh, and we debate the pronunciation of the word ruined. How do you say it? Plus, this movie was so good, Sam didn't sleep one time, but she was ready to pass out by the end of the pod.

For the record, even though Samantha claimed she was going to clean up the cat puke, JD is the one who actually went over with a paper towel and sopped it up, an experience that was kind of like watching Thor: The Dark World. The movie didn't really excite during this rewatch, but that's OK, there was plenty happening in 2013 to reminisce about. Of course, we talk about kids. We mourn the passing of Stan Lee. And much, much more.

We found our new favorite phrase for intercourse. We actually probably misunderstood the idiom, but in between getting our beet wet, we watched Iron Man 3 and reminisced how awesomely not awesome Hanson is/was.

Join us for a look back at 2011-12, our first full year as parents. Tales abound from the gruesome Forensic Files screening in the hospital delivery room to a recent reflection on our son bringing sand home in his shoes like he's digging his way out of Shawshank. Oh, and we review the first ever Marvel Avengers movie. Learn JD's secret superhero origin and more.

Find out why of all the movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe Captain America: The First Avenger is the most important to the series. Our heroes recall the last glorious moments of their pre-children lives as they go back in time to conjure memories of married life in 2011.

When you have kids, you take any action you can get — and cover it up however you can. Then you watch Thor and you marvel at the dyed-blond eyebrows.