I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

Depending on which one of your lovely podcast hosts you ask, this movie was either full-on CRINGE or unexpectedly amusing. But what we can agree on is that this movie was too long, Nicole Kidman was miscast, "Zara" was the wrong name for Joey King, and the film should have been released with Hallmark Channel's Christmas line-up. Let us know what YOU thought about this one on our socials!

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DUDE! THIS MOVIE FRIGGIN' SUCKED! Offensive to all kinds of groups (astronauts, Floridians, people with nine toes, and basically anyone with more than two brain cells), Space Cadet spreads the dangerous message that all it takes is a total lack of self-awareness and a sprinkle of creative thinking to become an astronaut. This one misses the mark by a lightyear due to its unreasonable demand that the audience forgo all logical thinking and its failure to deliver a satisfying, emotional core that brings the whole thing together. Also, bad CGI, cringey dialogue, and questionable costume design -- our favorites!

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The movie equivalent of a Kardashian, Mother of the Bride is pretty to look at but DAAAMN, SHE BE DUMB! Jam packed with succulent eye candy (Brooke Shields, Benjamin Bratt, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY) and the stunning backdrop of Thailand, you'd think this 90-minute Netflix rom-com would be a cute and funny yet profound study on what sexuality and relationships mean to women as they age, but you would be absolutely incorrect. What we get instead is a very confused, super cliched, seen-it-a-million-times film that is completely devoid of an emotional core (and Chad Michael Murray...seriously, the man is only in approx 8 minutes of this movie and we are currently in the midst of suing Netflix for this egregious mistake). JUSTICE FOR LUCAS!

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We've reached the end of our Bridgerton project (for now), and there are both celebrations (primarily from Lisa) and tears (exclusively from Dawn). We'll give you all the tea on whether Cressida decided to take the high road; whether Colin could put his hot air balloon-sized ego aside long enough to let Penelope clean up her own messes; and, if Francesca and John's wedding really went as smoothly as it seemed... And that's a wrap on Bridgerton until Season 4 drops in two years! But if you had fun on this journey with us, you should check out our upcoming coverage of equally cringe movies and shows, including (but not limited to) Emily in Paris, Space Cadet, Mother of the Bride, and more to come! Stay tuned!

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It's the "Pen"-ultimate episode of Season 3, and Lady Whistledown's situation is more precarious than ever. Can Penelope convince Colin to become Lord Whistledown or must she accept her fate as "just a Bridgerton," which (let's be real, girl) is not the end of the world? Will Cressida send the whole house of cards toppling to the ground for a shot at a better life? Will the Mondriches snub yet ANOTHER invitation to tea in some weird, misguided power play -- Just kidding, we don't give a crap about them and we will not waste more than 90 seconds of your valuable time discussing them. It's all up for debate for at least one more week until we bring you the exciting (?) conclusion of Bridgerton: Season 3!

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Apologies, dear listeners, for the unexpected delay in bringing these latest episodes to you but we assure you that it was worth the wait! All hell is breaking loose in the world of Bridgerton as pressure is building on Lady Whistledown to reveal herself and we suddenly have not one but two couples ready to take that stroll down the aisle. If this show knows how to do anything correctly, it's how to make a goddamn mess out of anything that is going smoothly, so we're bracing ourselves for the needlessly dramatic conclusion sure to come.

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We're halfway through the season and all of Colin and Penelope's building sexual tension finally comes to head...or should we say, a finger? (Or two.) It's zero to sixty from a diddle in the carriage to a ring on the finger, but who cares how we got there once we get there? With four episodes to go, we await the inevitable second act twist in which Lady Whistledown must reveal her secret. We're also looking forward to Cressida's potential redemption arc, Francesca and John exchanging perhaps four or five words at a time, and discovering what the beef is between Lady Danbury and her dashing brother Marcus. All this to come in our next installments of The Bridgerton Project! Stay with us! There's safety in numbers!

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Despite inflating our hopes last week with that steamy kiss, Mission Polination slows down this week to the pace of an escaping hot air balloon. And speaking of hot air, both Cressida and Penelope are full of it as they compete for Lord Debling's affections, and we get nothing but air from Francesca, who finds her soulmate in John Stirling and simply breathes in his presence for a few moments before excusing herself to go home early. Damn, this show is sexy.

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Things take a turn for the worse this week as Penelope is forced to out her own charm school scandal in Lady Whistledown and we discover that the Featherington sisters know even less about making babies than Daphne Bridgerton, which is...an accomplishment. But there's a sliver of hope for all you Polinators out there because our featured couple FINALLY does something besides air sharing and longing glances across a crowded room...

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Break out your antihistamines, gentle listeners, because it's Polin season on Bridgerton! We may have accidentally taken a drowsy formula because so far, Episode 1 has threatened to put us right to sleep. The only thing putting a pep in our step at this stage is Colin's inexplicable glow-up and Portia Featherington's determination to get buns in her daughters' ovens ASAP. Otherwise, we'll just be waiting here patiently for the whole Lady Whistledown situation to blow up in Penelope's face, though we won't be holding our breath...

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