(Beefy, melty, pepper‑packed, and proudly white‑stuff‑free)
Welcome back to “I Hate White Stuff,” the only cooking podcast where mayonnaise, sour cream, ranch, and every other pale, gloopy ingredient get kicked out of the kitchen like they tried to order a cheesesteak “with extra mayo.” Today’s recipe is a griddle‑level masterpiece: Philly Cheesesteak Sloppy Joes — a dish so chaotic it should come with a hairnet and a union break.