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We Have a President
Biden wins presidential race in a deeply divided United States, several networks say - Reuters
THE WORST ELECTION TAKES
https://twitter.com/wajahatali/status/1323987404726947842
PodJon would like you to keep your thoughts to yourself
https://twitter.com/rrvdsa/status/1324040619325640706
https://twitter.com/drjasonjohnson/status/1324193961431470085
https://twitter.com/huntsmanabby/status/1324175401246023680
https://twitter.com/joyannreid/status/1324598153740492800
It’s time to Come Together
https://twitter.com/plakov/status/1324841572698042378
Election Postmortem
The work only gets harder
Lol electoralism
You mean we have to actually earn votes???
The Matt Christman take: politics has become detached from material circumstances
It’s all chads v virgins now
Or, as he puts it, two camps:
Hey, don’t be assholes (college educated)
Hey, don’t be a pussy (non-college educated)
Opinion: Trumpism Wasn’t Repudiated in This Election - The New York Times
What comes after Trump
The true winner of this election: Capital
Prop 22: You Can Just Buy An Election
Explain this, capitalists
The richest families in Florence in 1427 are still the richest families in Florence — Quartz
https://twitter.com/maxblumenthal/status/1324600589741887488?s=21
Prop 22 Going Nationwide
“Illinoisans For Independent Work”
https://twitter.com/catrsharp/status/1324262316326723586
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonnyc/status/1324936752285556736
Claire McCaskill’s thoughts
https://twitter.com/tonykchoi/status/1324208890729431041
https://twitter.com/byyourlogic/status/1324236439496859649
https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC/status/1083105661024681984
Joe Biden Will Destroy Northern Ireland
https://twitter.com/TPointUK/status/1325093400920649728
The Train President
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/biden-train-campaign-debate/2020/09/30/fd370ffa-0330-11eb-897d-3a6201d6643f_story.html
Finally, The Gabagool Emoji is Here
Andrew’s New New Chair
Super Moisture Absorbent Gels (SMAG)
Hey siri, show me something that makes me want to throw my computer across the room
Self-watering soil could transform farming – ScienceDaily
Super Moisture Absorbent Gels for Sustainable Agriculture via Atmospheric Water Irrigation - ACS Materials Letters
Here’s what it’s made out of: “Chemicals including N-isopropylacrylamide, N, N-tetramethylenediamine, N, N-methylenebisacrylamideand, ammonium persulfate, pyrrole, lithium chloride, hydrochloride and sand were purchased from Sigma-Aldrich…”
Turning oil into soil
https://twitter.com/jplur_/status/1323709818285314055?s=21
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Finnish salted lemons
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Clippy but for twitter cringe
Recommended Read: What Is The Internet Doing To Boomers’ Brains? - HuffPost