Whitney used to have the best parties, Mark proposes Dark Hermoine and Dagny (@dagnificent) counters with Antiques Roadshow Dutch Baby concessions. PLUS: Hufflepups! The H.R. Giger Memorial Tengu Sex Egg! AND SO MUCH MORE! A THING DAGNY HASN'T SEEN: Most of Deep Space 9, Most of Carnivale. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The inside of a strip club. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The inside of a hentai mouth

Whitney opens her mouth and a frog leaps out, Mark investigates Human Goulash, and everyone's disgusted by watery discharge. PLUS: someone called our answering machine! A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Night Flight

In a very special episode of I Haven't Seen That devoted to fighting 1980's orphan illiteracy with Rock, Special Guest Scott Benson (@bombsfall) works in a Giant Eagle, Whitney mourns Charlemagne and Mark needs a special dispensation from the Pope. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Jem and The Holograms. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Sinbad The Sailor. A THING SCOTT HASN'T SEEN: The Sinbad the Comedian Animated Series That Never Existed In This Timeline

DRUGGS! Mark went to Minneapolis, Whitney was in a Coen Brothers movie, and NOBODY here has EVER used illegal drugs. And THAT'S a promise. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Carnivale, STILL A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Band of Brothers, STILL.

With special guest Shannon Dapper! This week Whitney is beset by adorable, crafty vermin, Shannon doesn't want to see Needleplay!, and Mark only has storms where once there were butterflies. A THING SHANNON HASN'T SEEN: Band of Brothers. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: ALF The Animated Series. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: fireworks in New York City

Mark poops in a hole in the precise way that a cat doesn't, Whitney hates ants and everyone talks EVEN MORE about video games. EXTRA BONUS: A guided meditation about axes and a Ken Burns documentary about sweeps week. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Skyrim. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Shining.

Whitney, Mark and Special Guest Lyn (of the dearly-hiatus'd No, You) discuss anime, long-term friendship, trade relations with fantasy worlds and how, exactly, one could murder a group of British schoolchildren without damaging the heart - THE PRECIOUS HEART. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Mad Men. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Black Butler. A THING LYN HASN'T SEEN: Innerspace.

It's the gaming episode, where Whitney and Mark crack open a couple of cold bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red and talk about the most xtreme pulse-pounding Stubbled Man simulations out there! Listen as we drop some Real Gamer Science on Sexy Snake Walks, Stone Breasts, and the top ten Tech Tips to take good photographs of ghosts. GAME ON, GAMERS. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Carnivale. A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Supergreatfriend's Let's Play: Deadly Premonition

Another spectacular guest episode of "I Haven't Seen That," featuring editor, translator and luminary Paul Starr! Paul, Whitney and Mark discuss Tommy Westphall, the early internet, and fanfiction. Oh, so much fanfiction.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Oh! My Goddess. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: St. Elsewhere. A THING PAUL HASN'T SEEN: The X-Files (mostly)

Whitney saw Jaws, Mark saw DS9, Whitney refuses millions of dollars from an anonymous benefactor, and nobody has seen Twin Peaks.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Fargo. A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Penny Dreadful.