It's another really nice Family Time - just like the listeners want! This week we talk about the Beautiful Bald Men of Hollywood, sharkboys and sharkboys of the past, the Riverdale of the Future, Gary Jonas, Al Borland, our human daughters and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Earth Girls Are Easy

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Riverdale (2028 reboot)

This week we FINALLY embrace our destiny as a video game podcast when Whitney puts the Legend of Zelda cartridge in her mouth. But that's not all! We also talk about the weather, Spritz Life returns and we ask: WHERE'S THE BEEF???

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Dr. Blake Mysteries.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Little Nightmares.

It's a hot semi-summer day in the city and we're gabbing up a storm! We're talking about backwards crawling, the elegant Miss Emma, Young Hot Uncle Ben, the Dave Barry Haggadah Which Absolutely Definitely Exists, trailers and of course THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS FAMILIA.

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Walking Tall.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: The Pacifier.

We're back and this time we've got actual, verifiable facts about RIVERDALE! Yes, it's all scientific and by the book as we talk about northwest murder romance! But not just that - we've also got shark man fantasy romance, space romance, fanfiction romance, more romance than you can shake a stick at! Add to that terrible action TV shows, Irish coffees, old teachers and much much more - and you've got a new episode of I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Logan.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Jaal's ass.

It's family time again, and what says family time more than sausages! We cover a lot of ground this episode, from Baby Boss to Kong: Skull Island to beautiful anime boy Link and the trailer park Homies spinoff that nobody ever talks about! Plus you get to hear incidental noises from our two beautiful human daughters, and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Boss Baby.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: literally any movie that came out after Crimson Peak (2015).

After a short life-induced hiatus we are BACK with some fresh new ideas, right out of an oversized oven! We argue about our soon to be produced Stanley Tucci Sandwich Project, celebrate the release of frequent guest and occasional host Scott Benson's video game Night in the Woods, discuss pimp fashion of today and yesteryear and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Babette's Feast.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Big Night.

When you're here, you're Family Time! That's not the slogan of TGIFridays, but we sure do talk about it a lot! Along with zombie redneck torture families, comedy about nice people, Japanese shows about getting drunk alone, and MUCH MUCH MORE! This episode not at all sponsored by MeUndies!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: More than one episode of Santa Clarita Diet.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Resident Evil 7.

It's a late night soothing Family Time! Pull the covers up to your chin and listen to us discuss conquering the farmlands, the many works of Tom Hanks, starting a rap empire and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: Sleepless in Seattle.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Secret of Evermore.

We're back for another fun filled family time! Whitney Marries That Boy! Mark gets his oven fixed! The baby watches Yuri on Ice, Andre the Giant sleeps beneath every major city, the hero sinks into a warm bath and says "I feel so guilty" and MUCH MUCH MORE!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: New Donk City.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: Sunshine Sento-Sake.

It's a new year and everything's different! We had some nice time off but now we're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and living in a gigantic suburban bathtub! We've emotionally bonded with children's toys and we've got calendars out the wazoo! This week we talk (with some exciting interruptions in sound quality) about the hottest toys, the enormous tuxedo gorilla of death, the Michael Shannon exosuit and MUCH MUCH MORE!!

A THING WHITNEY HASN'T SEEN: The Young Pope.

A THING MARK HASN'T SEEN: A Hatchimal.