"We'd like you to sell useless items to your neighbors for us so we can make money, but we won't pay YOU any money to do it,"
"Nothing?"
"No, but that's the best part. Who needs money when you can get paid in DECORATED COTTON BALLS!?!"
And we were hooked. The world of grade school fundraising is rife with earning opportunity, just not for the people doing the work. In Episode 5 of IJKF, the guys look back on everyone's REAL first job, that of after-school door-to-door salesman.
What even is a Weeble? Didn't matter - we all wanted them. And as the guys recall, it was all about getting a leg up on the competition (just watch out for prize hustlers and poor sales strategy that insults old people)
Also, add a dash of cinematic flavor to Random 90s Guy of the Week and what do you get? Fond memories for Blake and JJ, fuzzy ones for Ross.
What are your thoughts on fundraising? Any horror stories? Let us hear about it in the comments because who doesn't love exploiting kids and schools for profit?