Emily gives it a go for the first time since February. It's not insightful, complicated, or really all that good. But hey, it's the thought that counts. Not sponsored because you have to actually try and record regularly to be a successful podcast.

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Emily talks about her car getting egged, panic attacks, sexy crying, going back to school, getting a flat tire in the DQ drive through, and not wanting to hear about your dreams (unless I’m in it!), plus we got our first voice message from a listener (Andrew)!! Not sponsored because of mentol illness luv xx.

EMILY, BECCA, KAIT, AND CHRISTINA GO TO OLIVE GARDEN!!!!!!! WE TALK ABOUT HITLER, BUNNIES, ABORTION, WRONGLY ACCUSE PEOPLE OF BEING ANTI SEMITIC (THAT'S JUST EMILY WHO DOES THAT), AND MORE!! YOU KNOW ... JUST GIRLY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT SPONSORED BECAUSE EMILY IS WORRIED ABOUT BEING SUED BY A CERTAIN AMERICAN HERO'S ESTATE! 

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(Sorry for the weird cut, tried to fix it and I couldn’t! I’m not a scientist!) Emily films an episode and then decides to record a disclaimer about why she’s too ugly for that video to see the light of day, tells an embarrassing car story, gives her take on the inauguration, proves she’s racist(?), and tells you she’s the main character. It’s full of bad takes. Ad free because this podcast is on the verge of being canceled.

Emily comes out as a herpes survivor, discusses why you should never block someone online, delves into the trauma of having a fat neck, admits to still liking Woody Allen, and MORE!!! No ads because everyone wants to eat the rich and I wanna survive.

Emily records at 1:50am with NO NOTES but plenty of CAFFEINE! On this episode Emily gets preachy about people preaching online, wonders if she should actually have her mom on the podcast (she offered!), has a bad take about trump (sorry to my liberal friends), address criticism about her last episode, and MORE!! We’re still ironing it out- but hey, no ads!!!

In our first episode Emily talks about Joe Biden getting the covid vaccine, exposes her own ageism, goes off about cults, with rants about the d’amelios along with reality tv, Ariana Grandes ever changing skin tone, and how women are treated online (UGH!). Brought to you ad free because we ain’t making money here.