In this edition, we’ll find out how soon the robot uprising will happen; hear some truly awful poetry written by a robot; and learn what the human race will do for money once robots enter the job market in force.

In this edition, we’ll be talking about why blowing up your enemy’s satellites is a really bad idea, and how a simple metal pole can be more dangerous than a nuclear bomb.

In this edition, we’ll be seeing exactly what 571 million helpings of milk and cookies would do to Santa’s waistline; figure out how many elves he’d need to employ; and take a look at the epic vastness of his sleigh.

In this edition, learn the truth about the so-called Montauk Monster; find out who the softball-sized eyeball that washed up in Fort Lauderdale belonged to; and discover why one beach in Cornwall is chock full of tiny, tiny pirates.

In this edition, you’ll hear about the infamous, bowel-voiding “brown note”; how a cruise ship defended itself from pirates with a sonic weapon; and how loud a sound would have to be to make a person’s head explode.

In this edition, discover how much your brain really remembers about being an infant; find out why everyone gets afflicted with “childhood amnesia”; and learn the reason you’ll probably never remember anything that happened to you before you could talk.

In this edition, discover why the pain from a hot chili is all in your mind; find out what it is that makes this pain enjoyable; and learn why spicy food almost always means an unpleasant bathroom experience the next day.

In this edition, learn why you’ll feel terrible when you give up carbs; find out why you should stop trying to give up fat this year; and discover what happens when you try to quit your coffee habit.

In this edition, discover why we get freckles and moles when we tan; find out what the sun’s radioactive embrace is really doing to your skin; and learn why tanning only became fashionable less than 100 years ago.

In this edition, we’ll be looking at what really happens to the human body during teleportation; the absurdly long time the process would take; and whether you’d technically still be alive at the end of it.