A woman is murdered when she opens an "empty" bottle of perfume.

Abbott and Costello plan to kill Ingrid, Costello's pet turkey, for Thanksgiving. Guest Jane Wyman joins in a routine, "What is the wind?"

A killer being blackmailed by a girl photographer in Mexico finds himself climbing "Monte Muerto" in quest of an improbable treasure.

Harriet Temple has been murdered in her apartment, strangled. Her husband says, "It's too bad."

A former pupil of Miss Brooks and a former pupil of Mr. Conklin come to visit.

A woman feels that she turns into a witch with every crescent moon

Costello and guest Lucille Ball compete for that last pair of nylon stockings.

A man meets a ghost.

Frankie Spain, a tennis bum, is found beaten to death in Central Park.

Mrs. Davis is in love with Henry Pringle, the butcher.