Everyone likes IKEA. Some people love IKEA. And some people are obsessed with IKEA... Claire is obsessed. Going to IKEA is her favorite outing. If it were up to her, every weekend would be spent going to IKEA and picking out a new set of decorative pillows. I think IKEA would be a great place for a horror movie. Where she is chased by evil IKEA murderers. It's a fun drunken episode! Subscribe to our youtube Channel and send us an Email! We want to read them on the podcast!!!

So, while Claire was away in Jolly Old England. I had a lot of time all by myself. What I decided to do was to eat everything that was in the fridge and everything that was at the grocery store. The result is me gaining over 15 pounds in less than a month. Now I have decided to count my calories and lose the weight. Claire is annoyed by how disciplined I am and wishes to kill me. Please follow us on youtube! Click the link to our page!

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SORRY SORRY SORRY! WE missed a week. We had some quarantine issues we had to deal with. But we are back baby!!! This episode we talk about a Lizzo song that is stuck in Claire's head. She sings it over and over and I want to commit a murder/suicide. Good thing this is exactly what this show is about. Finding stuff that really annoy you about your partner and talking about how we would kill them with that thing... Music is a hard one. Subliminal messages? Look us up on Youtube! and Subscribe!!!

How many houseplants is too many houseplants? Is 11 too many? YES! Yes is the answer. Questions come up like can a plant be poisonous to kill my significant other? Can I put them in a large Venus Flytrap? Will the plant snitch on me? Why are you obsessed with a certain type of houseplant?  Please subsribe to our feed for more episodes! And look us up on youtube!!

Don't you hate it when your dumb boyfriend leaves their stinking socks lying around the house? Well I'm that dumb boyfriend! How would you kill someone with those stinking socks? Gag them? Strangle them? Light one on fire? Would you start a murderous sock puppet show? Wow!

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Do you think you can kill someone with a pillow? What if this pillow is a really annoying unnecessary decorative pillow that no one can use anyway? We mostly talk about killing each other but it's out of love. Questions like: Are decorative pillows even pillows if you can't put your head one them? Is it easier to kill someone with that kind annoying of pillow? It's basically a relationship podcast crossed with murder podcast. Look us up on YouTube! We have episodes coming out weekly!

In this episode, killing someone with a fork is the main topic. We mostly talk about killing each other but it's out of love.  Questions like: How would you kill your boyfriend? How would you kill someone with a fork? Can a fork kill someone? Can I kill someone with a fork? Can I kill my boyfriend with a fork? You know, all the important questions. It's basically a relationship crossed with murder podcast. Look us up on youtube!

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A Love and Relationship podcast Hosted by a loving couple meets creative ways we would murder each other. Usually with the things that annoy us about each other. Love!!