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Oh my! It's time for Brie Larson to fly! We watched Captain Marvel, or did we? More clearly did Sam? We had more questions than answers, had a difficult time finding a favorite moment, and might've even ended up hating Brie Larson???? It was so blah WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT JUDE LAW!! We did talk about Annette Bening, though. You bet your ass. LISTEN!

After a very long break we are back with what critics have called "A MOVIE!" Ant-Man and The Wasp is one of the least liked MCU films and honestly - it doesn't make a ton of sense. But, did we love it?! Probably? Maybe not. Sam tells us who the real Catwoman and can't wait to talk about her least favorite part of the movie while Dallas tries to make sense of the Quantum Realm. LISTEN NOW!!

We done did it! We made it all the way to part one of the Infinity Gauntlet! Listen as we misremember which one it was, or hear hoe Dallas reacted when they saw it theaters! You're gonna wanna hear what Dallas' least favorite part was and Sam's eventual rankings!! SO MANY TEASERS!!!! 

After a little break Sam and Dallas are back to talk about one of the MCU's masterpieces - Black Panther! Did we like it? Did we hate it? Why was it so uncomfortable at parts, and why is everyone so mad?! The Hobbit! Wallace from The Wire! Jackie Robinson and SMIGEL?! This movie had it all...and a terrible looking ending! LISTEN!

We may have accidentally skipped it, but we definitely this time didn't? YEA! Dallas and Sam break down the MCU's collab with SONY on a reboot that wasn't a reboot, but was: Spider-Man! Did we like Tom Holland? Was he as good as Tobey? Why wasn't there a spider bite, WHEN IS ZENDAYA GONNA BE ALL ZENDAYA-Y??? Plus, MICHEAL KEATON IS THE BEST BATMAN, SO GET THAT STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW. LISTEN! 

AFTER A LONG BREAK - WE ARE BACK - and with a slam of a hammer! Ugh. Terrible pun. Anyway, we're back. Sam and Dallas watched Thor: Ragnarok and in the end gave it some surprising rankings - then had a debate over the rankings system in general! Hulk! Valkryie! Jeff Goldblum! Cate Blanchett! This movie has it all - even DEVO! Listen and subscribe! OR DON'T!

It took us way too long but we went back to space for Guardians of the Galaxy and DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY VIN DIESEL MADE FOR THIS MOVIE??? It's kind of all we can talk about. We also talk about Kurt Russell, other stuff, Vin Diesel, Sam having no idea Bradley Cooper was in this, Vin Diesel, our baby woke up, and VIN DIESEL. LISTEN! SHARE!

WE WERE ON A ROLL!! Ant-Man, Guardians, Civil War - THING'S WERE LOOKING UP! Then, Steven (Stephen?) Strange had to come screw it all up! This movie about magic and doctors and magic doctors clearly divided us for the first time ever. BUT, who hated it and who loved it, and who cares?! Hopefully, you do. LISTEN NOW! 

PHASE THREE HAS BEGUN! Tune in to our most annoying, but possibly funnest (not a word) episode yet! First our dogs won't stop moving, then Sam won't stop eating! WHAT A BLESSING! We get into it - and we both REALLY LIKE IT! It's an MCU miracle! Spider-Man shows up, Black Panther shows up, Ant-Man is back, and we don't even talk about Peggy's niece - why would we?! Also, we dive deep into the psychological question that faces Iron Man at the end of the movie - what would you do? LISTEN! REVIEW! WHO CARES!

Well, we finish phase two with a bang! A little bang, cause ants, ant-man, wasp, yellow jacket, get it? GET IT?! Ugh. The corner has officially turned and we actually liked this one! I mean, Dallas liked the majority of them, but this one still holds up! The real question is - what does Sam remember??? Tell your friends to listen and subscribe as we enter the last phase of the MCU and perhaps the end of the podcast!!!