I Made You Watch This!

From one of our quietest episodes to one of our loudest! We watched Age of Ultron and boy did we think it was fine! Not great. Not as terrible as most people remember, but somewhere in the middle. Almost none of this plot made sense, Vision is always awesome, and James Spader will never be bad in anything. LISTEN NOW! (also, Mark Ruffalo and ScarJo???)

Well, this is one we've been waiting for! It somehow has two things Sam hates most, but she's certain she'll love it - did she? Did I? Did anyone remember John C. Reilly was in this?! This also might be one of our quietest episodes as our baby was not okay with us talking during bedtime. ENJOY!

In our coziest episode yet we break down the most uneven Marvel movie yet! Just what the hell is ScarJo doing in this movie? Is she in high school? Is she a flirt? And, ROBERT REDFORD???? Lots of questions, very few answers, but at least we can all agree that ScarJo is awful in this movie and her character is completely weird. LISTEN!! 

We made it to what is probably the last "bad" MCU movie! Probably! Elves, bad elves, Anthony Hopkins, other elves - IDRIS ELBA soars! There is so much to unpack here and we barely do any of it and instead talk about space. Also, the baby interrupts the pod and I don't edit it out! DON'T CARE - IT'S THOR 2! Listen to Sam guess box office impressively well, and Dallas give a boring history about Thor!

We start out Phase 2 of the MCU with our most whispery, breathy episode yet! Yay! We have a baby that must stay asleep! Join us as we realize that Iron Man 3 might be Dallas' favorite Iron Man movie, and that the concept of the underdog/hero winning might make Sam mad. LISTEN!

We made it through Phase 1 of the MCU! Amazing. Incredible. Fantastic? Who knows?! Find out who our favorite Avengers are so far, and what we thought about the Phase 1 movies in general. Were they really as bad as we made them sound? Were they ever that good? Are we? GOOD GOD SO MANY QUESTIONS WHAT ARE WE MARRIED??? 

The journey down the MCU continues with The First Avenger - Chris Evans! Found out just how much Sam didn't watch of the movie, if it's held up, and why is it sooooo long? Plus we talk Tucci, who Agent Carter is and why no one really knows! It's probably our least focused episode but at least we talk a lot about the Avengers! 

How did we ever talk for 20 minutes about the first crap installment of the Thor series?! LISTEN AND FIND OUT!! Jeeez, I'm not giving it away. Our next stop on the MCU journey takes us to the Kenneth Branagh directed wasteland featuring Natalie Portman, the guy from Good Will Hunting, and a Hemsworth! Find out why Sam thinks Kat Dennings is a bigger star than Natalie Portman, and why I love Branagh and we both hate this movie. Also, listen to our adorable baby make noises the whole episode - WE'RE PROFESSIONAL!!

We're back! Wow! Aren't you lucky?? Our next stop on the MCU train is the oft-misunderstood Mickey Rourke classic, Iron Man 2. We talk about how it's actually better than the first, Howard Vs. Cheadle, and Sam's dislike for fake science. Enjoy it! Or don't! YOU DIDN'T SPEND ONE DAMN DOLLAR! 

Next up in the MCU is the unofficial/official Ed Norton masterpiece - The Incredible Hulk. Could you sense the sarcasm? I hope so. Sam and Dallas struggle to find anything positive to say, which makes it even more amazing that the episode is 20 minutes. Everyone sucks in it, and the ending is probably the dumbest ending in history? ENJOY!