Guys, we know. But here is an episode. We've seen a bunch of movies and we talk about them. SPOILER FREE, so you can go through and decide which of these you may want to check out if you still haven't. It's in the title, but we talk about Venom, A Star is Born, First Man, Free Solo, and mid90s - in that order. Enjoy!

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Summer is over kiddos! We drove to Houston to hang out with the Smith/Pate's and saw one of the most delightful movies of the year. This episode has horrible representation but we did really love this movie and we talk about it. SPOILERS abound.

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Better late than never? Here is our chats on SOLO and Deadpool 2. We recorded this a few weeks back but here we are. Our eternal apologies. New episodes for older movies coming soon folks!

The Coen Brothers movie is Hail, Caesar!

While you're here, a few movies we've seen that we will likely never do episodes on:

- Ocean's 8 - okay but pretty forgettable. While enjoyable, this article gets at the issues very well.

- American Animals - one of the best movies of the year so far.

- Hereditary - so disturbing and terrifying. See at your own risk.

- Sorry To Bother You - completely nuts and awesome. We may talk about this when it gets its wide release in July.

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Krystle's not the law... I'm the law. Which is why we finally watched DREDD, the Karl Urban/Alex Garland masterpiece (not that I don't love me some Sly Stallone). Enjoy and all that. 

Every Frame a Painting - Memories of Murder video essay

How to make a Dredd sequel & a lesson in film finance by Adi Shankar (producer on Dredd)

Karl Urban says Alex Garland directed Dredd

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Well it took us about 10 years too, but we are finally back with a new episode to chat about the crowning achievement of the MCU: Letting Shane Black direct an Iron Man movie all those years ago. Or maybe it's Black Panther. Or that Taika got to make an epic Thor movie about colonialism. Anyway - Infinity War! Spoilers. But let's be real if you haven't seen it by now you are not listening to this.

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Krystle finally gets Michael to watch the beloved Paddington movies, and now they must get their own little British bear. These movies are absolutely wonderful, so you should watch them and then tune in to our spoiler filled chatteroo.

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We have some Joyner-De La Pena's over in our Labyrinth. We mainly talk about the Labyrinth of Pan, but we also touch on The Shape of Water, fish sex, and other such things. We spoil everything, including the first Narnia movie. Enjoy!

Nerdwriter video about Pan's Labyrinth

Film Crit Hulk article on The Shape of Water - referenced in the discussion

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We have some episodes ready to go for you this week, and first is Black Panther! We saw this in IMAX, on opening night and are thrilled to talk about it. A few minutes of spoiler free pre-talk, and then it's ALL SPOILERS ALL THE TIME. See this movie people. We're off to Wakanda.

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We are back for 2018 people! Starting off our mini awards season prep with one of Michael's favorites, Dunkirk. Krystle hates really tense, suspenseful things, so tune in to hear some hot takes, and which parts made Krystle's younger sister cry her eyes out.

Also, help us out! We've seen almost all the awards fodder, so if there is a particular movie you want us to spend more time on, let us know!

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After two years of waiting and two screenings we finally get to talk about the Last Jedi. SPOILERS THROUGHOUT. 

Feelings are running hot on this one, and there is a lot to unpack. Tune in for our thoughts and feel free to share yours, even if they include blasphemous nonsense like Rian Johnson isn't the GOAT.

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