I Make My Wife Watch Movies

A few weeks late for this Ape-venture, but here it is. We saw War for the Planet of the Apes to see how the new director of The Batman did on his latest. I can feel the urge to make more monkey/ape/banana related puns and I won't be able to keep being strong, so for both of us I'm just going to leave it there. Enjoy!

Krystle forces her main man to watch a movie about a guy with scissors for hands by Tim Burton. Do you guys love this movie? People love this movie right? We watch. We talk. We live to watch another day. 

Krystle absolutely hated Snowpiercer so this was a tough sell, but we had some friends over and we convinced her to watch the new Netflix original by Bong Joon-Ho. It's about super pigs and Jake Gyllenhall is crazy in it. Need we say more? Spoilers about super pigs in this episode, naturally (non GMO).

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Opening and closing music by Aesop Rock

We did it! We are all caught up just in the nick of time, and Krystle is officially a Game of Thrones convert. We talk all things seasons 5 and 6 as we prepare ourselves for the glorious return of the best show on television this coming Sunday. 

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MCU lukewarmthusiast Michael, takes Krystle to see yet another Spider-Man reboot. Even with the glories of the Civil War airport sequence, the lovebirds enter this adventure a bit skeptical. Can Sony swing its way into their hearts? Tune in to find out!

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No spiders were harmed during the recording of this podcast.

The dynamic duo continue their journey through Westeros, celebrating America's freedom by finishing up season 4 of Game of Thrones. Spoiler filled discussion of all things GoT. Maybe this will build up some confidence so Krystle will watch Attack on Titan or Breaking Bad. Time will tell.

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Opening and closing music by Aesop Rock

We got to see this Edgar Wright masterpiece a few weeks back at a screening but it's finally in theaters! Spoilers and whatnot. Definitely see this movie though. We certainly enjoyed it.

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Opening and closing music by Aesop Rock

One of our favoritos from Silicon Valley made a great movie about his real life relationship. In our esteemed opinion(s) this is one of the best romantic comedies to come along in years. It's a sort of reverse episode as Krystle got to see this one first at a screening! Spoilers.

We branch out to bring you some GoT bonus episodes leading up to season 7 in July. Krystle has never seen these before, and finally watching them all together is a dream come true. We are binge-ing our way through the whole series to get ready and will post as we work our way through. Spoilers. A lot of talk about nipples and menstruation in this one. Enjoy!

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Opening and Closing music by Aesop Rock (and Ramin Djawadi). Bonus track in the middle is "Whales" by Hail Mary Mallon.

Another great Alamo Drafthouse screening of an old cult classic! We watched The Big Lebowski - tune in to see if Krystle can push past her feminist leanings to enjoy a movie that fails the Bechdel test in spectacular fashion. But boy John Goodman is a hoot! If you don't like this movie, well that's just like, your opinion, man. I think I speak for the world when I say, you're out of your element Krystle.

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Opening and closing music by Aesop Rock