I Need a Date for the Wedding

Quick question: do you keep a list of all the people you've slept with? Asking for a friend. Anywho, Gibbs & Shah spend this episode talking about the fun stuff they get up to in their sex lives. Daddy kinks, candle accidents, making jokes during sex - you get the gist. Shah reveals his signature move for seducing women. Gibbs reveals her signature move for turning on her fiancé. Fair warning: there is an anal sex story in here you'll probably want to skip past. 

Don't do drugs. At least, don't do drugs on air.

Unfortunately for Shah, he stops breathing in his sleep. Unfortunately for Gibbs, he wakes up.  Gibbs decided to make this an episode about poop so now we have to live with that... I'll admit, it's an interesting conversation, though. Apparently, public schools and Catholic schools both suck at teaching kids how their bodies are supposed to work. Gibbs tries to explain the menstrual cycle. Shah tries to explain erectile dysfunction.

Also, which of these two do you think will outlive the other? 

This episode starts with a story about a guy with a small penis. This episode also ends with a story about a guy with a small penis. Also, Gibbs finally met Shah's mom! To celebrate this moment, the lads take time to discuss the nuances of friendship. Trauma bonding, friends with benefits, and having platonic friends of the opposite sex.

Ah, yes, the age-old question: should you bang coworkers?  

The lads reveal how they met and became friends, then discuss dating and sexual harassment in the workplace. This includes a debate about the ethics of blowing your boss behind a dumpster. Also, Shah got a promotion! Gibbs still makes more money, though. This leads to an honest discussion about how money influences dating. Also, guess which one of them got fired for being high at work.

Things you could have lived without knowing: Gibbs prefers to watch porn on her phone and Shah has faked orgasms before. If either of these two are your type then you're in luck, because in this episode they discuss THEIR types. Age preferences, gender preferences, racial preferences - they cover all the bases of their turn ons/offs.  Gibbs learns that having sex with animals is, in fact, not legal. Shah tells a story that probably should have been cut out, but they don't pay their editor enough to save them from themselves.

The lads are getting up there in age so they open the episode recounting the moments they realized they should actually start acting their age. Neither of them are where they thought they'd be at this point in life, so they reminisce about what they wanted to be when they were kids.  Pretty sure they both imply that you should drop out of school. Gibbs makes passing references to drugs, which explains a lot about her. Shah references a less-than-stellar psychological evaluation, which explains a lot about him. 

Anyone feel like volunteering to be their character reference on their job applications? 

The episode that started it all! Also should have been the episode that ended it all but we weren't that lucky.

Anyway, meet Gibbs and Shah! Gibbs is getting married at some indeterminate point in the future and Shah is the chronically single bestie she gave a plus-one. Join the fun and listen to talks about adulting and relationships from two unhinged, chaotic lads who suck at both.

You remember that toxic ex that made you think they cared about you, promised commitment to you, then ghosted you only to show up way later wanting you back?

Yeah, that’s Gibbs and Sha.

Remember how you LET that toxic ex back into your life, despite KNOWING they were no good for you? 

Yeah, that’s you pressing play on this episode.

Anyhoo, come listen to your fave lads reminisce about the mishaps, misadventures, and miscommunications they experienced as they explored their kinks!

Sha explains his fixation with candles. And murderous women. Gibbs tries her hand at being subtle and seductive (Spoiler alert: she does not succeed).

Also, do you keep a list of people you’ve slept with? Asking for a friend >___>

You remember that toxic ex that made you think they cared about you, promised commitment to you, then ghosted you only to show up way later wanting you back?

Yeah, that’s Gibbs and Sha.

Remember how you LET that toxic ex back into your life, despite KNOWING they were no good for you? 

Yeah, that’s you pressing play on this episode.

Anyhoo, come listen to your fave lads reminisce about the mishaps, misadventures, and miscommunications they experienced as they explored their kinks!

Sha explains his fixation with candles. And murderous women. Gibbs tries her hand at being subtle and seductive (Spoiler alert: she does not succeed).

Also, do you keep a list of people you’ve slept with? Asking for a friend >___>

A Friday upload?! Weird, right? Well, this is a weird episode from your fave lads. This one wasn't supposed to be published this week. Or at all, actually.  But they suffered through it so now we have to suffer through it too. 

Sha stops breathing in his sleep. Unfortunately, he starts breathing again.

Gibbs decides to talk about bowel movements, for some odd reason. Bonus points if you don't dry heave during this episode.

Health insurance? IN THIS ECONOMY? Lulz.

Also, don't do drugs.