Mark yaps about going back to open mics and finding out all the white people he knows are racist.

Mark rants about the conspiracy of the car seat and baby stroller lobby trying to force him to buy a new SUV.

Mark spews nonsense about The Stanley Cup finals, babies attacking each other, and his temporary alliance with beardy

Mark screams about trying to send his kid to daycare, his obsession with Westworld, and idiots who cheat on their wives. He also gets super embarrassed when a lady catches him recording his podcast in his car.

Mark has fun yelling about how much new country music sucks, Shania Twain, and how you should always buy what everyone else buys.

Mark yaps about how stand up Jim Carrey’s new show, “I’m Dying Up Here” and how stand up comedy is about to get very bad.

Mark yells about drunk people in a grocery store, getting up early, and confronting a lunatic in a parking lot.

Mark talks to an idiot in an elevator and he disappoints his wife on her first mother’s day.

Mark talks about kids’ daycare and the bidet Nick The Bodybuilder has recently acquired.

Mark rants about the importance of work / family balance, the French election, and finding the lord in his garden.