If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised their voice up way out loud
And waved their arm and shook his leg
You'd notice him
If someone in the movie show
Yelled, "Fire", in the second row
This whole place is a powder keg
You'd notice him
And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed, now and then
Unless of course, that personage should be
Invisible, inconsequential me
Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name