In this episode, The Couple talk about Tennessee's new bill restricting drag queens, a very fabulous Qantas flight, being invited to milestone parties, and Rogelio closes it out by starting to tell his story about the NYC Marathon. Spoilers: He doesn't finish the story.

This episode is brought to you in part by flower centerpieces: make sure you take those home, it'd be a shame if they went to waste. 

In this incredibly unorganized episode, The Couple catch up with each other and talk how much they each love Target, discuss the best Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, and go off on a tangent about Peeps and unconventional candy.  Rogelio talks about his trip to Northern California and his visit to Ghirardelli heaven. Adam talks about his trip to Europe, and his new endeavor to watch all of the movies that have won a Razzie. That conversation leads the boys down a rabbit hole about reading, Quentin Tarantino, and their love of Michael Keaton. This episode is brought to you in part by Reese's Peanut Butter Hearts... not the Easter ones, forget those. 

That was a quick month! The Couple return to provide you endless entertainment (?) and catch up with their lives, talk about Burger King and their ghost email, Batgirl cancelation, lantern-flies taking over, Uncoupled on Netflix, the new Ulster County "I Voted" sticker, the first time someone asked us, "Are you sure you're not a couple?", and Erwho...Erejua...Erewhon? 

This episode brought to you in part by a child not staying in their room for quiet time and jumping over their bed.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into your podcast app, The Couple return to wreak havoc on your ears. Adam and Rogelio catch up on the past eight months. Adam is caught in a terrible thunder storm, loses power, and returns to tell the story. The guys chat about movies, Top Gun: Maverick specifically, TV shows, and Rogelio gets an iPhone. 

This episode is brought to you in part by Mother Nature. Mother Nature: "Don't fuck with me!"

This is it, Couplets. The final episode of I Swear We're Not A Couple. This is a bittersweet episode where The Couple recap people's reactions to finding out that this is the end. Also, Rogelio and Adam recap their London trip. The episode (series) concludes with a playlist of good-bye songs, listening to every sound bite from the show, and The Couple talking about what they'll miss most. Thank you to everyone who listened and help make this show what it was. Champagne kisses and caviar dreams.

- The Couple

The Couple was too busy galavanting around London to record an episode this week, so enjoy this clip show of some of their best(?) segments. 

Adam and Rogelio talk about Halloween and bicker for the entire episode.

In this episode, The Couple talk about recent animal stories in the news, the State Fair of Texas list of fried foods, a list of gay representation in Disney movies, and Rogelio recaps a story where he needs to know: is he an asshole?

Happy Monday, Couplets, and thank you for sticking with us during our adjusted release schedule. The Couple start by discussing the one and only, David Bowie, his pop-up experience in London and NY, and his number ones in the US. Rogelio and Adam talk about mayonnaise again and perhaps having it in your coffee, the rise of Dutch Bros. coffee, the Rock n Roll induction ceremony and presenters, a bunch of movies are delayed again, and finally, Buzzfeed's list of the 40 best cookies. Spoiler alert: the list is BS.