Gobble Gobble bitches, this is our auditory preparation for our food induced hibernation this week. you will eat up our returning guest Jack, and his wonderful stories, but that's a side dish for Scott's stories of when he was a Mormon. Butter up them biscuits and lather on the cranberry sauce for this week's speech feast.

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Between Katie's large sip of Redbull, my Karen story, and our new guest, We're more than Jacked for you to hear this episode, I promise you will understand that this is more than just a pun. 

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This is it, you're in the deep end now. We are your lifeguards. We promise to drown you, i mean you won't drown, yeah that's it, safety. Good luck, and GODSPEED!

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Basically, this episode is your hosts talking how broken the democracy in America is. not a light episode for those of you who are beggars being choosey. 

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This episode is RADIOACTIVE. It will make you a BELIEVER in DEMONS. Trot out your ENEMIES while you're WALKING THE WIRE and we will call down the THUNDER. WHATEVER IT TAKES, we are ON TOP OF THE WORLD, WARRIORS is WHO WE ARE. 

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The episode dressed like a slutty hot dog, this is our lead up to Halloween WHOOO. Really, we just talk about candy and our favorite horror movies. I won't lie, this is a filler episode, but you need this in your week. 

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Today, your hoard of hallowed happy hosts feebly attempt to be positive about life due to recent gloomy news. SPOILER ALERT, we POSITIVELY failed forward at this, but we had a great conversation about pop culture and happy life events. We bring you that BIG P energy, and i don't mean PIPELINE. 

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We did a few motivational videos

We invited the world's first "Non-Trinary" political candidate to join us for a discussion about hot and heavy politics. We will get you brain hard ... pressed to vote for Scott. 

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We did some videos once. Hide your kids, hide your wife. 

We figured it out. The link to all conspiracy theories. Everything everyone has ever wondered. Is Bill Clinton even real? We blow the lid wide open for your puny peasant brains. Follow the money!!!! Do you believe in BILLY BOY?

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We did some videos before. Government tried to hide them. 

Randy does a dissertation on how the famous "Dark Brandon" meme came about. ALso, we have Brad Pitt as a guest. 

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we did a couple videos