I Think My Stylist Hates Me!

By Cojo

It’s not a red carpet outfit, it’s a grizzly crime scene! The buck - and the rubber Versace catsuit - usually stops with the diabolical stylist. “Oh hun, this will slay them!” Ha! If I was Sabrina

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The podcast currently has 53 episodes available.

I Think My Stylist Hates Me! episodes:

March 26, 2026 Mud Wrestling with Madonna & Sydney Sweeney
Welcome to the ultimate celebrity circus. Sizzling hawt topics on this ep include Madonna’s return to acting (and Cojo fleeing to the Strait of Hermes to escape it), Zendaya receiving the Honorary Audrey Hepburn Award (insert tears here) and see-thru Connor Storrie becoming the Mayor of Vaseline Alley. All the style & smut you can stuff into one podcast! xo cojo
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25min
December 05, 2025 Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau & Cojo - A Throuple for the Ages
Cojo takes you on a ride through Hollywood so wild, you’ll feel like you microdosed at Burning Man and copulated with half of Black Rock. Guests this week include a dream analyst on hand to interpret a dream that involves Justin Trudeau, a maple leaf-adorned jock strap and a hockey stick…PLUS…Miley wisely hitches her wagon to a dude who can do her hair, Gwen Stefani can only clear customs through dental records ID AND blame Lindsay for the Copy & Paste facelift craze.
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32min
November 21, 2025 Free Britney from The Kardashian Kult
Blazing hot topics 🔥🔥🔥🔥: Cojo’s stealth rescue of Britney Spears…How to dress like a Real Housewife (grab your cooch grazer mini & $3.99 Michael Kors body mist)…the Amazon Prime prosthetic penis…the Ariana Wicked side show x Cojo
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46min
November 14, 2025 The Holy Spirit Delivers a new Hymen to Pamela Anderson (and other modern miracles)
Saint Pamela Anderson leads the new Born Again Virgin movement..Grab your tissues as Meghan gives Howie Mandel a nostalgic reach-around..Jen Aniston mulls an Only Fans career AND Anderson Cooper proves Swarovski Crystals are the new gerbils xo cojo

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33min
November 07, 2025 Spooning with Madonna (in a sarcophagus built for two)
SEASON 3 premiere!! Beware all pearl-clutchers: the brashest, most offensive and Sexiest Man Alive runner up Cojo is back with FRESH episodes of The Cojo Tapes! Fashion, celebrity, spilling tea and hot topics galore including Marjorie Taylor Greene is the Sydney Sweeney of Congress, Jenny from the Mall has a new gig, Madonna gets unfilled (by a fracking dermatologist) and Kim squeezes her RV-sized bum into NASA-grade panties! xo cojo ☠️☠️☠️☠️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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55min
October 31, 2025 SEASON FINALE PART 2 - Candlelight Vigil for Kim Kardashian in Vatican Square
It’s the BIG JUICY SCANDALOUS season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes podcast!! We do it raw here…we call it bareback gossip! Lube up and get ready for hot topics: The Marchesa of Fomo Kim Kardashian misses the Vogue World: Hollywood event setting tongues wagging about a possible case of Malaria or a coma, Meghan drops a new scented candle which smells like Gwyneth’s vagina on a steamy summer day in Montecito AND Nepo babies are rounded up and sent to the Alligator Alcatraz in Brentwood, CA
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57min
October 31, 2025 SEASON FINALE PART 1 - Bush is Back & I Don’t Mean Laura
It’s the sizzling season finale of season 2 of The Cojo Tapes jammed with rants galore and the latest hot topics: Keith Urban & Cojo shampoo each other’s hair and take a bubble bath together, Bush - as in bountiful furry kitties - is back and Cojo is joining a monk order in the Himalayas so he never has to hear about Kris Jenner’s facelift again
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28min
August 22, 2025 The Global Labubu Bonfire (with a side slab of Austin Butler)
Did Lucifer and The Chinese team up to create the hideous Labubu bag charm (tracking device included)? How Kim K caused the great Okayama Blackout of 2025, say a prayer for Austin Butler AND Beware of Margot Robbie
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27min
August 15, 2025 What do Harry Goldenblatt’s Prostate & Taylor’s Feathers Have in Common?
Call the fireman with granite pecs & bulging biceps to put out the blaze created by this week’s HAWT TOPICS! Cojo starts with a loving tribute to And Just Like That…HARRY GOLDENBLATT’S PROSTATE KILLED THE FRANCHISE! PLUS all the cheap sh*t fan-made Taylor Swift merch, Kim’s IQ skyrockets and sorry girls, bling is out! x Cojo
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28min
July 25, 2025 Inside Harry Styles’s man bag: vibrator, lube & cantaloupes
The latest on Harry Styles’s foray into the sex toy biz, Madonna and battered fish and fishnets, Liam Neeson’s BBBBBD energy (intel courtesy of 3 Irish queens) AND JLo gets loud and lewd! x cojo
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19min

FAQs about I Think My Stylist Hates Me!:

How many episodes does I Think My Stylist Hates Me! have?

The podcast currently has 53 episodes available.