In this episode, we go back to the grim and edgy early 2000s and watch Equilibrium (spelled with one L)! This film is about Grammaton Cleric First Class John Preston, who works in a dystopia for the Tetragrammaton Council of Libria, a totalitarian government that forces its citizens to take a mood suppressing drug daily. Grammaton Cleric John Preston is tasked by Vice-Counsel DuPont with murdering "sense offenders" using the Gun Kata™, invented by visionary writer/director Kurt Wimmer in his back yard, which is simultaneously the coolest and dumbest thing ever put to film. However, his partner Sean Bean leads him down a path of self-discovery where he learns that feeling things may kind of rule, actually. Is the gun a total weapon? Can ultra math nerd Grammaton Cleric John Preston do enough gun-fu statistical probabilities using his super badass modified dual Beretta 92FS pistols (with drop-in auto sears, crazy slide extensions, and goofy custom magazines) to take on the entire regime single-handedly? Is his new partner Brent secretly a sense offender? Actually, is everyone just secretly not taking their drugs? Tune in to find out!

*** Hosts: Alex & Arden | Episode edited by: Alex ***

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In this episode, Alex and Brandon enter the Crime Zone to watch the 1990 television pilot for SUPER FORCE‼ In the dystopian cyberpunk future year of 2020, Zatch Stone is an astronaut who returns to Earth, only to find out that everything has gone to hell in his absence. He soon befriends F.X. Spinner of Hungerford Industries, a mad scientist who wildly misappropriates company funds to eat fancy dinners and buy Balenciaga sunglasses. Zack Stone must now use his astronaut karate, the powered armor exoskeleton SUPER FORCE suit Spinner made for him, and a neat motorcycle in order to obtain vigilante justice—but it won't be easy with foes such as Patty Pretty (a violent psychopath with an incredibly monotone line delivery) and the supervillain Tao Satori (a white man pretending to be Asian) standing in their way. Will electric motocross armor be enough for Zacc Stone to defeat these villains and avenge his brother Frankie Pebbles? Tune in to find out!

*** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex ***

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To celebrate the 25th episode of IWHI, Brandon decides it's time to finally watch a film starring his favorite actor: John Travolta… it's the infamous Battlefield Earf! This blue-tinted, Dutch-angled, center-wipe-filled slop follows human pepper Barry Pepper, a rat-brained peppermorph, aka, a "greener" and future caveman in the year 3,000. He must rebel against the dumbest turbo-capitalist giant shoe and nose-plug-wearing alien overlords in the galaxy: the Psychlos. Can he gain leverage over these alien overlords? Did L. Ron Hubbard not understand what would happen to 1,000-year old technology? Was his thetan stupid? Will Alex ever be able to stop saying "yeah" so much? Tune in to find out! Kerbango!

*** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ‪⁠@iwannahateit.bsky.social‬⁠

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

In this episode, Alex and Brandon watch the 1989 film "Hold No Bars" starring Terry Bollea as "Rip Thomas," Earth's most popular celebrity/pro wrestler and all-around good guy. Rip is forced to face off against Tiny Lister as the terrifying "Zeus," the world's scariest man, in a no-bars-held fight to the death in a world where pro wrestling is real and evil CEOs will kidnap women, cripple your little brother, and air live homicides—all for the sake of ratings. Will Rip go Rippo-mode? What unexpected guests will appear to influence the match? Can Zeus ever escape an endless cycle of screaming and torment? How many bars will be held? Tune in to find out, jock ass!

*** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.gg/uzurTfUKVS⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

In this episode, our objective is to reconnoiter the 1992 action blockbuster Universal Soldier, plan our attack, and issue orders judging whether or not we wanna hate it—by no later than 0800 hours. Supervising the edit of this episode is USMC Sergeant Pomorski, Alex C. He is taking point on this mission. Questions to be answered are: how convincing are Jean-Claude Van Damme (Belgian) and Dolph Lundgren (Swedish-American) as red-blooded, English-as-a-first-language, USA American soldiers? Will they dutifully obey orders, or go rogue? Just how "universal" are these soldiers? And what will their body count be? Tune in to find out!

*** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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In this spicy episode, our hosts Brandon and Alex go to Bollywood! We break down 1975's Sholay, a pioneering classic masala film of epic proportions about two crooks (Veeru and Jai) with hearts of golden Holi powder, who must save the village of their former jailor, Thakur. Along the way, they meet interesting characters, such as: Basanti (who never shuts up), Gabagool (an evil bandit leader), Soorma Bhopali (some blowhard jackass), Indian Hitler—and of course, RAMLAL. Can these two unlikely underdogs successfully Magnificent Seven Thakur's village? Will the power of love and friendship prevail? Will Brandon ever remember the names of the main characters? Tune in to find out!

*** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

In this episode, we watch an edgy movie about home invasion that intentionally wants to make us feel bad for watching it. Sounds miserable, right? Well, yeah, but maybe that's the point. Maybe you just don't get it, man… but that begs the question, do Alex and Brandon GET IT? Tune in to find out!

*** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

In this episode, we follow the adventures of a happy-go-lucky gaggle of little rascals as they get up to some silly hijinks in outer space, encounter some grumpy extraterrestrials and robots on a space station, and get up to all sorts of mischief! In space, can no one hear you podcast? Tune in to find out!

*** Hosts: Alex & Brandon | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

In this episode, we watch Ryan Ryenolds (known to some as Marvel Jesus) and Huge Jacked Man as they visit the ghosts of franchise past, break the fourth wall, and take full advantage of that R-rating. Can this unlikely buddy cop duo save the MCU? Tune in to find out!

*** Hosts: Alex & Arden | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠

In this episode, we watch the DCEU/Snyderverse implode as walking, talking, running, choking PR disaster Ezra Miller travels through spaghetti time to meet himself and cause catastrophic retrocausal changes to the timeline. Henry Cavill's Superman is replaced with Sasha Calle's Supergirl, Batfleck is replaced with Keaton-Batman, fans are sure to be serviced, and the CGI is sure to be cheesy in: Michael Keaton Batman 3: The Flash (2023)‼

*** Hosts: Alex & Arden | Episode edited by: Alex ***

IWHI ON THE WEB:

• You can also find IWHI at: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• Contact us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠, ⁠⁠https://facebook.com/IWannaHateIt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠,

• Brandon's Webzones: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/bondiecreative⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.bondiecreative.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

• IWHI Online Hub & RSS Feed (and other projects by Alex): ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠AreaZone.org/IWHI⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, https://anchor.fm/s/754f86b4/podcast/rss⁠⁠