I Wish I Started Sooner with Michael Dwayne Paylor

How do I get on the Anchor discover page??? Also, why are we still calling it Covid-19? 

On today's show, I talk about how another simp gets Taken faster than Liam Neeson's daughter...

I broke a record today... it was a personal record but a record nonetheless.

Also, I just learned "nonetheless" is one word......thanks Google

Would you rather...  come on, you love this game. Lets play!

Fun fact... Beyoncé is so dope, that if you type her name without the dash over the E - auto correct will underline it in red then suggest the correct spelling with the dash. 

I don't think J stands a chance...

I'm sick of this sh!t. Today I talk about why zombies gives me the bubble guts...

Have you ever heard of a Tribe Called Quest? 

Well, I'm from a Tribe Called Trauma....

Relax yourself Mike, please settle down (you couldn't relate)

*Show no correction. The sampling which I refer to I want Solange's "when I get home" album was not Debbie Allen it was in fact Alexyss Tylor

Where are they getting all these crates from... Crash Bandicoot???

...google it.

In the words of the great Andrew Dice Clay- Hickory Dickory Dock, TicTok can eat a c...

Is this going to be on the mid-term? and why is music getting so complicated???

...(no way, I spelled "complicated" right on the first try) maybe I should enter a spelling g...