Today I talk about how I think r Kelly should get punched in both eyes then thrown off of a plane on to a deserted island to survive all by himself.... 

Right about now "I Wish I Started Sooner" court is in full effect

Judge "Pay" presiding in the case of IWISS versus the police department.

Prosecuting attorneys are MC Michael, Dwayne and Pay motherfu*kin' lor

Order, order, order... M.D.P. - take the motherfu*kin' stand...

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your black a$$?

"You goddam right"

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fu*k you gotta say?

Donda, Donda, Donda, 

Today I talk about how I lectured my kids on the proper way to launder money...

There's no biz like show biz...

From cat calls to the nefarious algorithm, we all might be extinct in the next 100 years....

Is anyone reading these descriptions??? 

Today I talk about how I know everything there is to know about sports.

Enjoy them while you can , because before you know it they will be off to college. 

I talk about my experience shooting my first short films and the lessons I learned. 

I wonder what Mrs. Rally is up to these days....