I Woke Up For This

I Woke Up For This

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I Woke Up For This episodes

  • Candy Bull - Episode 135 w/ Josh Dullea

    Joshua has a month left until he’s a daddy, so we’re keeping him guesting until that little bugger comes out (and makes sure that Josh is awake all the time so he never wakes up for this!)

    Of course we gotta cover the cool Learjet Incident, turning mountains into different art pieces, peoploe being lazy and thinking kids won’t steal treats, Justin Timberlake taking pictures in voting booths, seeing Senator John Hoeve  at the football game this weekend, Marquay getting in trouble at Walmart, going to Liberian weddings, knowing about some things that were possibly sketchy, fattening up someone elses trick or treaters, Dubuque stories and oh so much more!

    Enjoy! Love you!


    1 hr 3 min
  • Wiping Dad - Ep. 134 w/ Josh Dullea

    Josh Dullea, our favorite soon to be father, and overall hilarious and bestest pal joins the show today!

    We talk uniting the poor and rich with some unconventional methods, Amy Poehler being pretty attractive, wearing light shoe polish during Halloween, having excess fat and having thick blood, meeting Paul in Webster, South Dakota, Wiffie the Wiffleball World Series Mascot, and oh so much more!

    Enjoy! Love you!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Comfortably Plumb - Ep 133 w/ Drew Eman

    What a morning, as our good buddy ole pal, Drew Eman (Flooby) joins us!

    We get into it right away talking about plumbing (cuz we’re men… and because Drew has a plaumbing company called Comfortably Plumb!),  keeping spiders to try to turn into super heroes, finding genies, Mr. Perfect, Señor Aqua, Marquay being in a gang called the KFC Mafia, Jansport Backpacks, flying off your motorcycle because of backpacks, and oh so much more! 

    Enjoy! Love you!

    1 hr 5 min
  • The Tuck Chair - Ep. 132 w/ Bethany Abeln

    The strongest, most pregnant woman we know, Bethany Abeln, joins us again for one last hurrah before she dumps out the ole baby.

    We talk about making an energy drink for our show, gas station foods, pole vault vs high jumping, different  guy members in movies, figuring out tubes out of bodies, tubes that were cut off of bodies, becoming a ghost and haunting people, what ghosts wear for clothes, getting tucked in and hopping in bed with your parents too too late in life.. and oh so much more!

    Enjoy! Love you!


    1 hr 3 min
  • A Noble Man - Ep. 131

    The wokesters woke up alone this time with no guest, but that doesn’t mean they don’t bring the heat!

    A Rather tired week for the pals, but we get into it by talking about cremation and cutting off other parts, meeting a man named Noble and him telling Blaise that he has the weird name, talk about how some friends may have lied to girlfriends to go out with the boys. We speak on  getting eaten by a whale and people who were in whale mouths, making jenkem, death row, and oh so much more!

    Enjoy! Love You!



    1 hr 1 min
  • Graduation Ducks - Ep. 130 w/ Rachel Anderson & Riley Nelson

    A couple of our rad pals, Rachel Anderson and Riley Nelson join the program this week!  A favorite bartender and favorite bar fly are always great guests!


    We talk getting ducks for graduation, having accents for way too long after moving to a place, Kim Jong Un travelsand antics, not being able to milk sculptures, drinking lactation milk, guess people’s middle names.  Then we discuss how great we were at the Bar Olympics, eating carrots and grapes, and oh so much more!


    Enjoy! Love You!


    1 hr 2 min
  • Ziploc Bodybag - Ep 129

    A day that both the Boyzzz woke up in time.  What a day to be alive. 

    We talk about what made the music come back to life after it died with Buddy Holly, check out Blaise’s new pair of drawers, deciding that the right move is to have a kid, Shannon Doherty being the perfect woman, the names of bones in your spine, going to a wedding full of all couples that are married, eating bags of leftover food, do Mike Tyson impressions, and oh so much more! 

    Enjoy! Love You!

    1 hr 6 min
  • Enlargement Surgery - Ep 128 w/ Duster

    Our beloved friend and favorite bassist, Duster joins in studio today!

    We discuss going to Thailand for surgery and an influencer’s bad decision on getting surgery there, getting surgery to make your full body bigger and getting mroe elbows.  We also cover COOK chairs, Selma Kayak, Mitch Mcconnel, getting spots being oldgetting sports, we sing, and talk about oh so much more!

    Enjoy! Love you!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Barn Nursing Home - Ep. 127 w/ Bethany Abeln

    Bethany Abeln, crowd favorite joins the show again for a rad, stupendous, awesome time!


    We talk Beth’s wild dream of surviving in a nursing home barn, Marquay skipping Bethany’s pregger kegger, the miracle of child birth, girls thinking the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants makes sense, riding in cars with boys, bathing, boxing Chevy Chase and oh so much more!


    Enjoy! Love you!

    53 min
  • Fedora Kid - Ep 126 w/ Riley Nelson

    A pal, friend, bar fly, and all around cool guy, Riley Nelson joins the show today!


    A stupendous day to wake up and see what’s going on in the world.  The boys talk about having Indian professors, make fun faces, talk mythology, wearing fedoras in elementary school, Elton John really being named Reginald White, animals that would be cool to get mauled by, having German names, people being Not Sees if they’re blind, and oh so much more!


    Enjoy! Love you!

    1 hr 8 min

About I Woke Up For This

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Comedians Blaise Kautzman and Marquay Belcher talk to comics and other individuals they deem fit any time between 7am and 9am on Tuesday Mornings. Which is usually pretty hard for the people we bring on.