Besides admitting he cried at the first High School Musical, Iain has to dump after letting slip Fandango's name again!  It is a Hairy / Hairless Special, which prompts some filth from Barry and to end, Rob Burnett hosts MMM for five minutes.

Iain commits himself to watching all four National Lampoon Holiday films .... and manages two.  Discussions are then had on Northern Soul music and also Scary Songs - Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads made the mardybum cry!

Tonight we begin the transition from Virgin to Absolute.  It is also a Mark and Sarah Special; Iain's new boss can't spell his name - bit worrying, and IAIN DOES A RECURRING FEATURE!  The 10:48 Top50 Listener Update, where a member of the list tells us something.

Iain tries a magic but hanging tasting pill that makes sour things taste sweet and speaks to Mr Wong, who is honestly a Chinese fella and NOT Barry from Watford as it is a New Callers only show and BfW wouldn't sink so low.  It is also a Belly Button Special, which is gross - I hate belly buttons immensely.

Things named after the callers special - Vinny becomes The World; Iain's piles become The Coleman Family.  Iain has been to Los Angeles and Greece but didn't have nooky in either as "it was too hot for sex".  He bought the game Connect Four TWICE this month and proceeds to lose a game against the listeners - there is some confusion about which hole to put it in but Rob Burnett helps. 

 'The World' goes a bit mental on the answerphone as well.

An excited and newly coiffured Iain speaks to DUNCAN BANNATYNE on the phone, Iain has had a day out in Monte Carlo, which included a wicked helicopter ride and we find out Alan Caddick has been banned by James Whale.

In this episode, Iain discusses No Wristwatch Perverts, tries to find a new name for a listener band who are currently called The Celery Generals and pronounces effete wrong.  He is also devastated to hear that Fandango has gone over to the dark side and joined Rob's List!!!!

Sam becomes Iain's son when Sam's mum rings in begging for him to be unbanned - a condition being she "dresses tartily".  We also discuss sexy archaeology and adults who say Mummy and Daddy.

Iain reads out an email from a listener called Tom, aged 15, who has won over 150 medals for swimming - [Tom Daley was about 15 then but he never replied when I tagged him on Twitter so I've taken that as a definately was him].  Iain is also a minger as he's worn his jeans for 3 weeks consistently without washing them.  The List wars continue.

Tonight is the 56k Dial Up Pinger Special.  Unfortunately the frivolities get marred by Iain laying down the law and BANNING Burnett, Pauly and young Sam in the ongoing Great List Wars of 08.  Stephen Murdoch tries to help people but as usual, well, doesn't.