Apparently EU law stated Iain had to allow girls to call in from now on and he looks for the Top Ten Songs With Spoken Word Sections.  He asks about pets with missing parts and plays Mallett’s Mallet against Ben Jones.

Eloise forced to be at home tonight (or on holiday, or just not on mic) so forced to join twitter and make her first tweet.  Iain has a No Girls Show, plays Word Disassociation and admits driving in his nightie (wee willy winkie thing).

Iain reveals his Celebrity snog USED to be Sarah Beeny – until Fandango found out he was going to work with her and made him change it!  Eloise reveals her’s is the egg shaped headed Ross Kemp and later get’s herself banned from the Iain Lee Show by leaving ten minutes early – or she was going on holiday, who can tell.

Covering for Geoff Lloyd again today, otherwise it DEFINITELY would have been Iain announcing Michael Jackson at the O2 concerts, not Dermot.  Being a man, Iain installed a washing machine today and does Chinese burns with Ben Jones.  Alan Caddick owns the show and a topic is Things You’ve Been Barred From – Iain’s was Boderline Club while Eloise got booted out of Brownies – shocking!

How much to strip is discussed tonight and while Eloise is quite realistic with £10k, Davis is delusional with his price.  Loads of cock swinging this week with the alpha males Iain and Ben Jones competing in a series of challenges – today’s was dead arms – one of them hit like a girl.

Iain and Eloise discover the “Iain Lee’s Eloise Appreciation Society” group on Facebook and are amused to find it has 28 members!  I requested to join on the 9th of February 2017 but it had dropped to 1 member by then!  Iain is thinking of going to see Michael Jackson at the O2 in four months times – what could go wrong?  Topics include Hindi Songs, Tache or No Tache, and Bowie Impressions.

Tonight Iain remembers Forgotten Pop Pinups (Wendy James being my personal favourite) and has bought a VW Polo.  The lead singer of Elbow, GUY GARVEY (PL) gives a good interview, Alan Caddick takes massive umbrage with the town of Oxford after they cheated on University Challenge and Iain was in the ‘Spotted’ section in Heat Magazine, sweating in a spinning class.

Iain interviews JARROD CHRISTMAS (SL) where they talk about the sitcom they are filming together, in which one plays an Australian and the other plays a knob.  Professor Joe Lathems, the UFO expert talks dogging with Barry from Watford.  Micro celebrities are discussed and Iain has sideburns or Sidneys envy.

Iain does a live director’s commentary on Twitter tonight and gets a free Wii on air.  Speaking of gaming, we find out the Lee’s RockBand group name is The Bombs (see nicknames episode).  I’ve written Canadian Fruitbowl on the twitter feed and have no idea why.  Iain also plays menu Guess Who, but can’t remember what a turbot is.  This is also the show where Vinny thinks a Menage a Trois is a type of dog!

Bit of a disturbing show for Iain tonight as he finds out the truth about sphincters and what happens during childbirth – all I’ll say are Ripping and broken bumholes.  We find out Iain has had his first Subway butty today, his catflap is 19 by 23cm and Tim Shaw is known as Nick Shaw to his biggest fans.