Iain does a Name special & asks for help in choosing a new middle name for himself; he discusses celebrity numbers on your phone; BRENDON BURNS phone interview.

Iain takes a call from a charming young man called Rob Burnett (pronounced Burnay) that doesn’t really hint at the tumultuous love broffair they’ll soon share. It is also a Sex Tape Special; Teapot Darth Vador (from Bolton) calls in, as does Trevor (pal) for the first time.

Iain is covering for Geoff Lloyd for the week and kicks it off in style with a balaclava special. He asks if Sweden is good or bad and David the producer becomes Davis.

Iain hosts a Japan special – mainly Japanese toilets. He goes on to deny he’s getting chubby and proves Japanese ghosts exist. He also claims the twitter name @therealiainlee (it’s not until later he is able to wrest control of @iainlee from a domain squatter!

Iain won’t see Borat as “HE owes me twenty five quid” which is a fact; made children cry at Dylan’s 3rd birthday party; does an Anti-Earth Hour but more importantly plays the entire Yes song ‘Close to the Edge’ as a bed. Mike the ‘psychic’ in the studio.

Iain humblebrags about Minnie Driver once asking him out; he does a 40 second drone off; got sick from giving blood and it’s a Hair the Musical special.

Iain loves Brum as they love him there; he reveals he met Fandango at a roller disco and has been dissed by We Are Scientists.

Iain gets the first of many “I’ve got a dirty …” calls from Pauly; christens the sofabed in more ways than one when Fandango is ill and speaks to DAVID GRANT of Carrie & David fame on the phone. An up and coming broadcaster called Geoff Lloyd apparently gets someone to ask Iain if they could be friends. Awww

Iain starts the Top 50 Listeners List and has recently found blood on his car. The Hai-ya soundclip is created and coincidently, his piles have been upgraded to an anal fissure.

Iain says the magic phrase that makes Jean hang up (Thanks for calling!); he thinks Sandra has a gorgeous voice although admits she could be a munter; the show collates a list of spare body parts the callers have and Iain responds to a caller trying to start a petition to oust him.