and I get a phone call! My head feels funny.

OK. So I recorded an episode 7 and uploaded it. Turns out it was all jumpy. So I recorded a second episode 7. That was a little bit jumpy. But not as much. Then I thought sod it and put them both together, in the wrong order. They are a little bit jumpy.

Another episode of the fun packed, laugh riot that is this. It's evolving, and it's free, so, thanks for keeping with it. Not sure where it's going but it might be somewhere special. Or it could be a load of old bollocks.

Sat in a hotel room after a long and mixed day, I'm really starting to wonder if going on tour is perhaps the worst idea I've ever had. I whinge a bit. And answer your questions.

Here we go. The Mysterious Salome is furious with a small, independent business. So she tries to tear it down. Good for her.

Don't ever put fireworks up your bum.

Iain Lee VS Radio Episode 3

The Mysterious Salome helps flog this dead horse. And special guest Scott Balcony guests.

OK...so at the age of 42 I've decided to do my first ever solo show AND my first ever tour. This is obviously ridiculous. What if no one comes? Gulp.