Ian Camfield

Seafood towers are out—this summer it’s all about hot dog towers. Plus, Ian dives into some absolutely unhinged money-saving tips that might make you question your sanity.

Bill Corgan says his go-to karaoke song is… one of his own songs. China’s putting escalators on mountains now (honestly, genius), and a neck massage went so wrong it caused a stroke. Oh—and people are suddenly stockpiling iPhones again.

Ian’s fired up for the new Jason Statham flick, but not as fired up as you’ll be after seeing the insane food lineup at Coors Field this season—think over-the-top and then double it. Also, if you’ve ever been suspicious of your significant other, there’s now a service that will straight-up test their loyalty for you… yikes.

Ian got his very first speeding ticket and tells the full story—yep, it’s as ridiculous as you’d expect. Plus, there’s a new live-action Scooby-Doo series in the works, and three sisters are facing charges for allegedly trying to kill their mom... because she turned off the WiFi.

Ever wonder where the happiest people in the world live? Spoiler: It’s not here. Plus, a guy got literally pulled out of a plane bathroom for taking too long (yikes), and if you’re a Trader Joe’s fan, today might just be your lucky day. Catch up on all the weird, hilarious, and oddly satisfying stuff Ian Camfield covered this morning.

We’re not snacking enough, March Madness is costing the economy billions, and Apple is finally making a foldable iPhone—but the biggest shock? More suspicion is swirling around the passing of Gene Hackman and his wife.

Cats are now at risk of bird flu from recalled pet food, Canada just dragged porn into its latest trade war, a guy just won $50 million after getting burned—literally—by Starbucks tea, and Flea from the Chili Peppers is out here dropping a trumpet album. Yeah, it’s one of those days.

St. Paddy’s Day madness—green beer, parades, and some truly questionable choices. Journey’s concert got a little too hot to handle. NASA just pulled off a high-stakes astronaut rescue. Sweatpant jeans—fashion revolution or crime against denim? And a man just ate his 35,000th burger… and he’s not stopping