Ian is very self-conscious about putting on 65 pounds. Xia's date is analyzed in detail and Chipperson is none too pleased. Chip comments about Xia's revealing outfit. In a stunning revalation, Luke doesn't show up with Jim Florentine beause he's apparently 'too old for Chipp'. Chip hides his humiliation and smiles as per usual. Chip reveals what an online dating profile would look like. The gang also reviews Mr Hands and a fellow with a jar for Jim Florentine.