Ian is very self-conscious about putting on 65 pounds. Xia's date is analyzed in detail and Chipperson is none too pleased. Chip comments about Xia's revealing outfit. In a stunning revalation, Luke doesn't show up with Jim Florentine beause he's apparently 'too old for Chipp'. Chip hides his humiliation and smiles as per usual. Chip reveals what an online dating profile would look like. The gang also reviews Mr Hands and a fellow with a jar for Jim Florentine. 

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Bell tells of the time Rich Vos was unkind to him. Thank God for quick wit, as Doug strikes back. Doug also recalls quips he shared with Quinny and breaks the news about the big tour with Doug, Colin, Bobby and Rich - THREE CARDS AND A BELL. Doug also gets choked up recalling the romantic medleys of John Hinckley.

Doug Bellcast 51 - Rich Vos, Robert Kelly, Colin Quinn, John Hinckley

Bell spins an epic yarn about meeting Kim Kardashian on social media and realizing she's fallen on hard times. It's Bell to the rescue as he hurries to aid her financially at her new day job. Doug also falls for Jeanette from the car rental company. An episode chock full of romance.

Doug Bellcast 50 - Kim Kardashian, Jeanetter (The Rental Car Employee)

In a star-studded episode, Bell remembers some of his funny stand up routines. And the time Angie Jolie is in the crowd and Bell took no prisoners. Kate Beckinsale makes an unpleasant cameo. He bumps into Derek Jeter and Don Mattingly in a restaurant and winds up in litigation.

Doug Bellcast 49 - Angelina Jolie, Derek Jeter, Don Mattingly, Darryl Strawberry

Doug is out for a romantic supper which is spoiled by the Wu Tang fellows being such fans. Bell also seizes the moment to pitch and idea to Joseph Gordon-Levitt and bumps into Dave Grohl at a concert, demanding to know who Dave's favorite drummers are.

Doug Bellcast 48 - Wu-Tang Clan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Dave Grohl

Chock full of space jokes, Bell regales us with when he met a hotty at the planetarium and also met Neil deGrasse Tyson. Hopefully, he doesn't lose his patience with Dougie. Doug also meets (has run ins) with Michio Kaku and the cranky Buzz Aldrin.

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