Ah Christmas, our darkest hour. Please pour yourself some nog, heavy on the whiskey, and chuckle off the holiday blues with us whilst, through the spirit of Christmas merriment, we make educated conclusions on such topics as The Elf on the Shelf, Barbie getaway cars, people who entrap themselves into holiday obligations they want nothing to do with, Santa robs a bank, elves who get drunk, and a LOT more. Happy holidays and thanks for listening! #hilarityoverfeelings