We converse about costumes, crockpots and contests and cackle like candy stripers.

We exorcise the ghost of Ed McMahon and celebrate by eating bathtub cake with aliens.

Today on "When I Used to Drink" we discuss the best and worst holidays to get kicked out of Starbucks with resting bitchface.

Enjoy as we talk endlessly about the after-life, Taco Bell, candle dipping and Curious George's obvious mental illness.

We discuss dogs with no sense of humor, the best age and spying on people in McDonald's.

We discuss how the Monkees shaped us as women and then special guest John Forbes of Tijuana Hercules joins us.

We discuss social anxiety, Keith Richards, the best super powers, while fishing for celebrity look-alike compliments.

We explore the desert while terrified with our favorite gift.