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Listen what can we say about the USA? A lot apparently. This is an informal breakdown of recent American Politics by two impolite racialized Canadian women so buckle up and get ready for some unfiltered opinions. We dive into the Alt-Right, the Proud Boys, the Evangelical Christians, the Manosphere, Conspiracy Theories, American Imperialism and the cult around sad old twice impeached Trump. We also question if white inherited trauma exists and beg for the return of critical thinking,

We’ve discussed 90 Day Fiance, the human trainwreck of a show, but what about real life couples who do the 90 day Visa? We are joined by a special guest who shares her real life 90 Day Fiance story. Apparently it's a lot less dramatic showdowns and a lot more tedious paperwork, jumping through hoops and structural racism. Plus we discuss how she was approached to be on the show! TLC eat your heart out.

Remember this time last year when we were so hopeful for 2020? Ooof. COVID-19, quarantine, protests, Biden/Trump, Disney’s monopoly, celebrity deaths, raging fires, QAnon, Black Live Matter, murder hornets, toxic positivity, what more do I have to say? We didn’t start the fire! Actually technically we DID start the fire with that gender reveal party. We’re gonna take you through it all. Plus we explain our favourite nonsense stories of the year like how cheesy monster show Supernatural relates to Vladimir Putin and how Terry Crews lost his mind.

Happy Life Day Everyone! We’re bringing you a special Christmas Minisode! Now, who’s ready for some unsubtitled Wookiee? We watched The Star Wars Holiday Special just for you, enduring manic performances, softcore porn, fascism and Bea Arthur singing. Join us as we break down one of the most infamous pieces of the Star Wars canon. Happy Holidays, or as they say in Wookiee, RhuRHURUH!

Christmas is a scary time. It’s dark at 3pm, it’s cold, it’s quiet - no wonder it’s ripe for horror stories. This year we are diving into the spooky side of Christmas. We talk traditional creepy tales like Krampus the evil goat Santa and Hans Trapp the child eating scarecrow. Plus we’re looking at Christmas Horror movies - from children's Christmas classics like Gremlins to niche Christmas slasher films like Silent Night Deadly Night. Join us on this creepy Christmas journey cause baby, it’s cold outside.

Christmas is a scary time. It’s dark at 3pm, it’s cold, it’s quiet - no wonder it’s ripe for horror stories. This year we are diving into the spooky side of Christmas. We talk traditional creepy tales like Krampus the evil goat Santa and Hans Trapp the child eating scarecrow. Plus we’re looking at Christmas Horror movies - from children's Christmas classics like Gremlins to niche Christmas slasher films like Silent Night Deadly Night. Join us on this creepy Christmas journey cause baby, it’s cold outside.

Therapy is expensive so why not work out your issues weeping on the couch at one of the best cartoons ever made? Avatar The Last Airbender is a masterpiece - not because of the story it tells, but how it’s told - with an emphasis on compassion, redemption, problem solving and kindness. Join us as we gush about one of the greats and dive into the best characters, themes and discuss our favourite elements. Leaves on the vine, falling so slow...

Crazy is an offensive term but damn, everyone on this show is effing crazy. 90 Day Fiancé - it’s Carmen’s comfort show and it makes Catherine physically ill. Stay tuned as we react to the madness of 90 Day fiancé and touch on truly wild characters like a grown woman known as ‘Baby Girl Lisa’, the human thumb that is Big Ed, Kalani’s vicious inlaws and Yolanda(sigh). Man, what has to happen in your life to end up on this show?

In this episode we are discussing the not at all contentious issue of colourism and light skinned privilege. We dive into the light skinned, the off-whites, the light brights two shades from white. Plus how colourism affects the day to day, skin bleaching and the Rachel Dolezals of the world.

It’s ooky spooky season and it was hard to decide Witch topic to choose. But we have great Hexpectations about this one cause we’re talking witches! We discuss our favourite witchy media, the witch trials, curses, personal witch stories and more. Come join our coven, it’s spooktacular.