I'd Watch That

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  • Episode 9: Two Live, One Goodbye

    Genre: Post-Apocalyptic Drama

    Lead Actor: Elizabeth Debicki

    In a world stripped bare by environmental collapse, a woman and her daughter survive alone until roving gangs tear through her makeshift homestead and kidnap her young daughter, Chloe. Shot and left bleeding, Mama cauterises her own wound and loses a precious day.

    But she will not stop. She cannot stop. What follows is a brutal arithmetic of survival.

    In this wasteland, time is the only currency that matters, and Mama will pay any price.

    Three weeks of hard labour buys a name. A month of back-breaking work earns a direction. Two years tending fields purchases the whisper of a yellow neckerchief seen heading east.

    Every lead, every scrap of hope, every moment of safety must be bought with the one thing she can never reclaim: time. She bargains away weeks. Then months. Then years.

    Each transaction pulls her closer to Chloe's trail, but further from the mother Chloe once knew.

    Mama's hands grow calloused. Her hair turns gray. Her body bears the scars of a thousand compromises. Some people offer fair trades. Others exploit her desperation. One nearly sells her into captivity. But she survives. She endures. She pays. The cruel irony gnaws at her with every passing season: the closer she gets to finding her daughter, the more of herself she loses along the way.

    How much time can you trade before you become unrecognizable? How many years can you sacrifice before the person you're searching for has grown into someone you've never met?

    And when Mama finally reaches the end of her search, when the last payment comes due, she must face the ultimate question: Was every day, every month, every year worth it?

    Two Lives, One Goodbye is a devastating meditation on the weight of impossible choices, the cost of unconditional love, and the transactions we make when time is all we have left to give. A film about sacrifice measured in sunsets. About devotion paid in decades. About a mother who spent a lifetime buying her way back to a single moment, and the heart-breaking price of finally arriving.


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    54 min
  • Episode 8: Iron Vengeance

    Iron Vengeance

    Genre: Action

    Cast: Robert De Niro, Austin Butler

    When the earth swallows his brother alive, Max Iron will dig through hell itself for vengeance.

    Max Iron is just another miner scraping by in a forgotten Appalachian mining town until corporate greed and ignored safety regulations cause a catastrophic collapse that kills his brother and twenty other men. Promised compensation never comes. The mine owner, ruthless mobster Tony Fanopoli (Robert De Niro), offers Max a devil's bargain: join his operation, and his brother's family gets fifty grand.

    What Fanopoli doesn't know is that Max (Austin Butler) is no ordinary miner. A former Navy SEAL with lethal hand-to-hand combat skills, Max accepts the deal, but not for the money.

    Armed with an iron knuckle duster forged from the very mine that killed his brother, Max infiltrates Fanopoli's criminal empire, uncovering a vast underground network of drug smuggling and money laundering that spans state lines.

    Betrayal runs deeper than any mine shaft. When Max discovers that his own brother was complicit in the operation and that Fanopoli's promises were lies he unleashes a one-man war of explosive vengeance. But the real puppet master may be closer to home than he ever imagined.

    In a world built on lies and buried secrets, only one thing is certain: Iron Vengeance cannot be stopped.

    Featuring explosive action sequences, martial arts mayhem, and a kill count that would make Rambo proud, Iron Vengeance is the ultimate 80s-style action thriller with franchise potential stretching from coast to coast.


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    58 min
  • Episode 7: Wax This

    Genre: Sci-Fi Comedy

    Starring: Gillian Anderson, Anna Kendrick

    Somewhere on the scruffy, forgotten outskirts of a planet that's seen better millennia, Sally Carwasher (Gillian Anderson) and her daughter Jesse (Anna Kendrick) run the galaxy's most unremarkable flying car wash.

    The robots do the waxing. They make the coffee. Occasionally they wave.

    The customers? Now that's a different story. On any given Tuesday you might serve a seven-limbed bog creature paying in fermented moon slugs, a nervous android on his way to a first date, three sentient fog banks sharing a hatchback, or a time traveller who's technically already been here twice. Sally and Jesse greet them all with the same mild enthusiasm.

    Meanwhile, in the background and really it's fine, don't worry about it, a full-scale intergalactic war appears to be breaking out on the horizon. There's what looks like an alien invasion two sectors over. A starship just exploded. Fairly spectacularly, actually. Sally refills the coffee. Still, good for business right?

    The only real threat to the car wash operation is Colonel RebelKillerson, a slick, greasy, gloriously self-important operator with a very shiny uniform and designs on taking over the wash. He is, in Jesse's words, "a lot". What Jesse doesn't know is that this place means something far deeper to her mother. a secret tied to the death of Sally's father, lost long ago in a car waxing incident that changed everything, and that Sally has never once spoken about.

    Wax This is the story of two women, one broom, an inexhaustible pot of terrible coffee, and a universe that simply cannot stop being dramatic around them.

    The universe is ending. The cars still need waxing.


    Find out how Rick and Geoff get to this point, the link to listen is in the comments! And remember, May the Force live long and prosper.

    54 min
  • Episode 6: The Exhausting Haunting

    Genre: Psychological Horror

    Starring: David Duchovny, Billy Bob Thornton, Stephen Graham, Michelle Yeoh, Charlize Theron

    Sleep is survival. Stay awake, or become the next victim.

    Deep in an isolated research facility, a controversial program offers violent convicts with severe insomnia an alternative to prison: participate in groundbreaking sleep behavior research in exchange for reduced sentences. But something sinister haunts the halls of this institution, a malevolent presence that strikes only when its victims close their eyes.

    When journalist Dirk Jessup (David Duchovny) arrives to write a puff piece about the facility's rehabilitation efforts, he uncovers a disturbing pattern: inmates transferred here rarely return to prison. As he digs deeper, he discovers that Dr. Higgins (Billy Bob Thornton), the facility's washed-out director, has been turning a blind eye to the deaths for years, drowning his guilt in whiskey and cigarettes while the body count rises.

    Among the facility's newest inmates are two insomniacs (Stephen Graham and Charlize Theron) who begin to notice what others cannot: a supernatural force that manifests as their darkest fears and past victims. As experimental psychedelic drugs blur the line between reality and hallucination, they must stay vigilant alongside Betty (Michelle Yeoh), a long-term patient whose medicated ravings may hold the key to survival.

    But in a place where sleep deprivation meets psychological warfare, and where the haunting might be nothing more than drug-induced psychosis, one question remains: What's real, and what's in their minds?

    The Exhausting Haunting is a relentless descent into paranoia and terror that will keep you awake long after the credits roll. In this facility, the only way to survive is to never let your guard down because the moment you drift off, it's already too late.

    "A horror film that doesn't let you catch your breath, or close your eyes."

    56 min
  • Episode 5: The Cipher

    The Cipher

    Actors: Jason Statham, Kate Beckinsale

    Every treasure hunter knows the legend. Only one man knows the truth.

    The quietest man in town simply calls himself The Piano Player. Every evening he sits behind the battered saloon piano, filling the room with haunting Western renditions of songs that seem strangely ahead of their time. By day, he's whatever the town needs, a stable hand, carpenter, bartender, blacksmith, even an undertaker when death comes calling. Nobody realises he was once one of the deadliest soldiers the territory ever produced.

    More importantly... nobody knows he possesses the final piece of a map leading to the greatest hidden fortune in the West.

    When a mysterious woman known only as Cipher arrives, she isn't searching for fortune, she's hunting the ruthless man who claimed the map before her and destroyed everything she loved. To catch him, she must convince the piano player to reveal the clues once more and follow the trail into a deadly game of revenge.

    From brutal saloon fights and a spectacular battle aboard a speeding train to a breath taking underwater cave hiding the treasure's final secret, The Cipher is a gripping Western adventure where every clue has a cost, every stranger has a secret, and revenge may prove more valuable than gold.

    1 hr 17 min
  • Episode 4: UnderToe

    Title: UnderToe

    Genre: Romantic Drama

    Actors: Daniel Radcliffe, Selena Gomez, Benedict Cumberbatch

    Brilliant but painfully introverted scientist Daniel Radcliffe has dedicated his life to one impossible goal: finding a cure for the terminal illness slowly killing the only family he has left—his older brother, played by Benedict Cumberbatch. Outside the laboratory, however, he's hopeless. Social interaction feels like an equation he'll never solve, and every blind date arranged by his well-meaning brother ends in awkward disaster.

    Across the city, Selena Gomez runs The UnderToe, a warm, bustling restaurant tucked away beneath the shadow of an elevated highway. Independent, witty, and quietly content with her life, she isn't searching for love—but she hasn't given up on the possibility either.

    As Daniel Radcliffe's disastrous dates repeatedly bring him to her restaurant, Selena Gomez begins offering gentle observations about why every encounter falls apart. What starts as practical advice slowly becomes friendship, then something far deeper. Through shared conversations, humour, and vulnerability, Daniel Radcliffe discovers that understanding people is every bit as complicated—and rewarding—as understanding science.

    While their relationship blossoms, the pressure inside Daniel Radcliffe's laboratory intensifies. His experimental treatment reaches its first human trial, forcing him to confront the impossible choice between scientific ambition and personal hope. When tragedy strikes, he must decide whether to retreat into the certainty of his work or embrace the messy, unpredictable world that Selena Gomez has shown him.

    UnderToe is a heartfelt romantic drama about grief, connection, and the unexpected places where love can be found. Blending quiet humour with emotional depth, it explores how the strongest forces in life—love, loss, and hope—can pull us under before teaching us how to rise again.

    52 min
  • Episode 3: Bored Already

    Bored Already

    Comedy

    Starring: Harrison Ford, Patrick Stewart, Ken Jeong, Conor McGregor, Kelly Reilly and Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

    Retirement was supposed to be the adventure of a lifetime.

    When two ageing brothers, Tony (Patrick Stewart) and Edison (Harrison Ford), reluctantly join a luxury coach tour through the breathtaking Scottish Highlands, they're promised ancient castles, spectacular scenery and the trip of a lifetime. Instead, they find themselves trapped on an increasingly tedious journey led by Seamus (Conor McGregor), an overconfident Irish tour guide and coach driver, whose facts are questionable, his temper is short, and whose itinerary somehow gets worse with every stop.

    Sharing the coach are Claire (Phoebe Waller-Bridge), a relentlessly driven businesswoman who can't switch off; Margaret (Kelly Reilly), a free-spirited wellness enthusiast determined to help everyone discover their "true energy"; and (Ken Jeong), a quiet traveller whose seemingly random observations become unexpectedly profound.

    As boredom turns to frustration, petty disagreements spiral into full-blown chaos. But when Seamus is revealed to be far more dangerous than anyone imagined—the passengers must put aside their differences and survive the most unforgettable coach holiday ever taken.

    Packed with awkward encounters, dry wit and brilliantly uncomfortable humour, Bored Already is a slow-burning British comedy about growing older, finding connection in unlikely places, and discovering that the most boring journey of your life can suddenly become the most extraordinary.

    53 min
  • Episode 2: Barry Did It

    Barry Did It.

    Genre: Crime

    Staring: 50 Cent – James Halfpenny.

    Barry Did It is a stylish neo-noir crime thriller in the tradition of L.A. Confidential, Chinatown and Sin City, blending mystery, corruption and psychological detective work with an unforgettable visual style.

    Detective James Halfpenny (50 Cent) is recovering from an injury that has confined him to desk duty. Assigned to organise decades of forgotten case files, Halfpenny begins to notice an impossible pattern. Every unsolved murder of a police officer has been quietly filed away under the same dismissive phrase:

    "Barry did it."

    Within the precinct it's become a joke—a convenient explanation whenever a case can't be solved. 

    Each dusty file uncovers another piece of a conspiracy stretching back decades, including the unsolved murder of Halfpenny's own father, a respected police officer whose death was never properly investigated.

    The closer Halfpenny gets to the truth, the more he realises someone inside the department is cleaning house, murdering anyone who threatens to expose a drug smuggling operation running through the city docks.

    Told through a series of interconnected investigations and atmospheric flashbacks, Barry Did It gradually transforms from stark black-and-white cinematography into full colour as Halfpenny pieces together the truth, symbolising his growing understanding of the conspiracy.



    1 hr
  • I'd Watch That - The Rules

    Hello and thank you for listening to I'd Watch That!

    Each episode is defined by audience particiaption and a random roll of the dice, then Rick and Geoff create a movie in the only way they know how.

    This short recording is so you know what's going on when the guys get going so all you have to do is grab the popcorn and listen to movie magic being created.

    2 min
  • Episode 1: The Vanta Kiss

    Film Bio

    Vanta Kiss is a mystery thriller set against the hidden corridors and ancient catacombs of Vatican City.

    After a Vatican historian is murdered while attempting to reveal the location of a legendary relic, investigator Sarah Mitchell is drawn into a conspiracy, centuries in the making. Following clues left behind by her late mentor, Mitchell uncovers secret archives, hidden chambers and forgotten histories surrounding the mysterious Vanta Kiss—a silver mouth guard once used by the Knights Templar.

    As a ruthless assassin closes in and the body count rises, Mitchell must navigate deception, family conflict and deadly Vatican politics to discover the truth before history is rewritten forever.

    Starring:

    • Pamela Anderson as Sarah Mitchell

    • Dan Aykroyd as Father Hitch Pope

    • Andre Braugher as Brannon (The Cannon) Bucannon

    • Jared Keeso as Mitch Mitchell

    • Brian George as George Brian

    • Léa Seydoux as Deacon Seekum

    1 hr 11 min

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