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This Week The Tangos are celebrating Mother’s Day with YO MAMA Jokes! Come make fun of our Moms with us!

This Week the Tangos take on Krampus, A Gay Gypsy, The Black Demon Shark, and Toasty??? Come see who survives!

This week the Tangos are absolutely flabbergasted by internet posts. Get your lives together humanity!

In tonight’s corner-slamming showdown:

Wendy’s – The Square Patty Puncher
Rick the Rat – The Rampager
Little Caesar – Serving up a Five-Knuckle Special
The Ham B. Ugler – He’s... well, he’s trying his best. His mom says he’s special.

Four enter the ring. Only one waddles out with dignity.

Who’s your money on? Place your bets and embrace the chaos with the Danger Zoo.

It’s Baby Bird AGAIN – And This Time... We’re Going to SPACE!

Okay, not us—but in the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. Civil War timeline, the ultra-mega-rich ditch Earth to escape the collapse they helped cause. Spoiler alert: they end up as zombies in space.

Eat the rich. Literally.

Join Baby Bird as we explore the dark, ridiculous future of our timeline—one orbiting disaster at a time.

The Danger Zoo is brining in the new year with clones! Screw making ourselves better. We're just making more of ourselves. What would you do if you could make a clone of yourself. Come find out what we would do.

Have you ever seen a strange symbol on an underpass or in a random alley way? no...well get outta here then. We're trying to teach about HOBO SYMBOLISM!

Check out the symbols for yourself here: https://www.ranker.com/list/hobo-symbols/kellen-perry

It’s The week of Valentine’s Day at The Danger Zoo AGAIN! Get ready to change the bed sheets cuz we’re getting romantical!

The Tangos are being SUPER JUDG-Y @ssholes especially to those gossiping shit head family members. Join us in the Shit talking. Also don't do drugs kids.

Thotty was supposed to be training the intern, Haze, on a simple recon mission. The target? A low-level entity known as the Sheepman. Easy in, easy out. What could possibly go wrong?

Join the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. as they track down cryptids, uncover urban legends, and occasionally fumble the simplest jobs imaginable.

Drop a comment and tell us which monster we should take on next!Music & Sound Effects:

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https://pixabay.com/music/trap-spinning-head-271171/

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