Ideas Man

Malls have been around for thousands of years, maybe even millions. So I'm just going to sit here and talk about them for 10 minutes.

What most believe is a scientific wonder, just might be a global conspiracy against farmers. You decide.

What do haircuts and reckless driving have in common? Mostly nothing with the exception of them being in this episode together. The first of probably no specified or committed amount of two-parter episodes features the exciting world of blind driving and subscription services. 

There's a ton of theory going on right now with birds and how they aren't real - I'm putting an end to that. Obviously birds are real, but are all of them? I leverage the national bird information with the validity of an entire species in this heavy hitting journalism piece worthy of an award in birdwatching or something. 

There's nothing quite as global as the warming. Here's how we can fix it. 

There is no greater lie told to public school students everywhere than the food pyramid. Eric tears it apart and shares how the Russians helped America fool generations of children on the road to farming perfection. 

The exploratory expositionary exposition that you all wanted but didn't want. Eric is back and tackling the flat earth theory. 

Peanut Butter, EBay, grape juice, and time itself are tackled and that's not even counting the athletical nuance and pro tips of aerodynamic running as well as the intricacies of a chicken wing gingerbread house. Also, what's the deal with celery? Eric and special guest Andrew Leavitt, from Noncent$ podcast cap off the year the only way they know how - with absolute chaos and a whole lot of laughs. 

What do hardware stores, nuclear winters and Christmas all have in common? They're all against your better judgement and so it listening to this episode - but you'll do it anyway! Merry Christmas from your favourite chaotic gremlin. 

Christmas, Covid and overall catastrophe.