Conservatives: they fear change, and what they fear, they attack.

Now that Bud Light has faded into the background, the dumbest of the dumb are outraged because Target sold a specialty bathing suit. Should that matter to anyone? No. Does it matter with people who have too much time on their hands? Yes.

You know what else is interesting about conservatives? They're so into their Dear Leader, they'll buy anything with his image on it, including Monopoly Money. Yup, some excellent grifters proclaimed Trump Bucks the money of the future, and incredibly stupid people bought into it. Amazing.

Also: Kim Kardashian cries at night, because it's tough being a single parent with several nannies, personal assistants, and hired help who do all your cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Oh, the pain she endures as a billionaire...

Alleged murder Bryan Kohberger (Idaho college students, in case you'd forgotten) refused to enter a plea at his own trial, so the judge did so for him... and the judge got it way wrong. No clue what that dark-robed man was thinking, but now this trial has to actually happen. Ugh.

Finally: Jake responds to a comment that didn't appreciate his thoughts on therapists, and therapy.

Idiots on Parade, we mock the news, so you don't have to.

Enjoy!

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This week, the Idiots discuss the amazingly dangerous, near-catastrophic car chase that involved multiple paparazzi, and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

You know, the one that was a complete lie.

(Shocking, that they would lie about something.)

Also: Lauren Bobert said that women in rough marriages needed more Jesus in their life. Of course, that hasn't stopped her from divorcing her husband.

Miller Lite has found itself embroiled in controversy, because apparently conservatives have that much time on their hands.

A transgender student in Mississippi confuses nathan, and to round things out, a dab of the Britney Spears.

Enjoy!

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This week, the Idiots discuss Scott Baio's goodbye to California: twin middle fingers in the air... but did he do so before selling his house?

Not the brightest move.

Marilyn Manson is discussed, as a judge just threw out his case against Evan Rachel Wood, and Mr. Beast continues to do great things for people... and receive flack for it from jealous losers.

Marjorie Taylor Green said something, so Huffpost wrote an idiotic article designed to make their echo chamber subscribers happy...

And something happened in NYC.

What was it again?

Oh, right, Daniel Penny put Jordan Neely into a choke hold, and the world lost its collective mind.

Finally, the OMG BORDER CRISIS continues...

Or does it?

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This week, the Idiots cover the biggest news story of all time, ever: The Coronation of King Charles...

Seriously? This was news?

Why?

Who cares about a King?

CNN, apparently. Those idiots made it every story on their front page on Saturday, May 6th.

Mixed in with the coronation nonsense is a smattering of Bud Light controversy, which is always fun.

Also in this episode: horrific piece of human garbage Jesse McFadden killed people in Oklahoma. How do comedians on a comedy podcast find something so awful amusing? Well, they don't, really, but tune in to see where they take it.

The DOJ was able to get convictions against several members of The Proud Boys for their involvement in the January 6 insurrection. One of them was a group leader, Peter Schwartz.

Finally, a pastor has found a new way to bilk followers for money, and the Idiots are down with her shenanigans.

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What a time to be alive... this week, the Idiots discuss the (fake, generated) controversy over Aubrey Plaza's pretty funny Wood Milk campaign. Dumb people are upset/disappointed, but God it must be nice to have so much time on your hands to be in such a position.

Following that, a segue into the ongoing nonsense regarding Bud Light, bigots, and Dylan Mulvaney. What should Anheuser-Busch do? Jake has ideas.

(nathan has a few thoughts as to how Miller Light could take advantage of the situation as well.)

Next: praise for a Christian school in Tennessee for being equal-opportunity bigots when it comes to non-binary people.

(OK, so not really praise, but mocking praise. You get the picture.)

Next up: Ray Epps was an a-hole who didn't live in reality. He did stupid things with stupid people... and then those stupid people needed a scapegoat and turned on him. It's sad, but it's also funny. Word to the wise: maybe don't be an a-hole, and bad things won't happen to you.

(Maybe, but life is random, so who knows?)

In closing: According to nathan, Diane Feinstien should retire, but Jake has other ideas...

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This week, the idiots open with the biggest news story of all time: Fyre Fest 2.0!

Billy McFarland is out of jail and is ready to organize another music festival. Or, considering the first one never happened, a music festival. Hopefully, all the same rich kids fall for the scam.

Next up, a small story that wasn't on very many radars: Fox News lied about election 2020 and paid $787,500,000 to keep it out of the court system. It's both hilarious, and sad. Hilarious, because that's some serious coin. Sad, because their idiot viewers don't know it happened.

Speaking of money: My Pillow Moron Mike Lindell offered $5 million to anyone who could debunk his "data" proving there was election fraud in 2020. Well, a conservative Trump supporter did just that, and an arbitration ruling says he has to pony up the dough. Since Lindell isn't known to be very honorable, chances are this one is headed to court.

Following that: Blackwashing Egyptian History... it's a thing! No, really, it is! We here in 'Merica like to pretend we're the center of the universe, but other countries exist, and they have national pride in their own histories, as Netflix just found out.

In closing: there's too much legal weed, and legal weed growers want to start selling their product in other states that have too much legal weed (doesn't make sense to us, either), and the Bud Light controversy might be a little less cut and dry than first imagined.

Enjoy!

Jake can be found at @jakevevera

nathan can be found at nathantimmel.com

This week, the Idiots discuss a clickbait headline involving Dominion vs. Fox News. The trial has been pushed back! Will justice ever be served?

Next up: Gamer and probable incel Jack Teixeira leaked Pentagon secrets to a gamer forum. Nothing like this has ever happened before!

Wait, what? It happens all the time?

Oh. Well then.

Anyway, the Idiots make fun of the idea that there could be a leader of the incels. No, not a Jordan Peterson type who tries to help men be better people, or an Andrew Tate who appeals to men who want to be horrible people... No, this would be a "leader" who (for reasons unknown) takes pride in being a virgin.

Also: The dumbest people on the planet—right wingers like Charlie Kirk, for example—say the Super Mario Bros. Movie succeeded because it wasn't "woke."

Take THAT, crybaby John Leguizamo!

Problem is: nathan has seen the movie—for the record, it's awful—and the thing is... it IS woke. The movie has a very empowered female lead, and that empowerment comes at the expense of both Mario and Luigi.

(Especially Luigi.)

Continuing: Missouri State Senator Mike Moon thinks child marriage is A-OK. He knows people who got married when they were twelve, and that seems like the Christian way to go.

Moving on: Elon Musk decided to pee $44 billion down the toilet by buying Twitter... what's his ROI at the moment? Well, it's not good...

And in closing: This isn't a Florida Man story, no. This is a Florida Men story!

Two idiots, William Hale and Frank Allison, turned a road rage incident into a shooting match, and each moron ended up accidentally shooting the other moron's daughter.

Even better, only one of them is being charged with a crime... and it's because he threw a water bottle at the other.

You can't make this stuff up, so we just make fun of it all.

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So much news, so little time...

This week, the Idiots discuss a new wrinkle in the Trump indictment: apparently, if he goes to jail—which he won't—the Secret Service would have to be in prison with him.

Continuing... Trans beer is all the rage, what with Kid Rock (and other low IQ rednecks) going on a rampage after Bud Light showed their rainbow colors. People are still angry about trans bathrooms... unless it's at a Taylor Swift concert, in which case, go wherever there's room.

The Branch Davidians are the subject of a new documentary on Netflix; apparently 30 years after the event at Waco, David Koresh still has an ardent follower.

Unsurprisingly, the Biden Administration blames Donald Trump for the disastrous withdrawal of Afghanistan...

And finally: Scott Walker wants young people to vote Republican. That said, he has no reason for them to do so. He just wants them to stop caring about school shootings, women's rights, and democracy.

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This week, the Idiots discuss the Trump indictment: why are liberals celebrating? Why are conservatives such hypocrites? This, plus tornados in Iowa, the Iowa Women's Basketball tournament, and drag queen shows in TN.

This week, the Idiots discuss everyone's favorite anti-semite, Kanye West! Except, now he likes Jewish people. He said so himself.

Tune in and giggle.