If I Ran the Oscars

A spice-y movie.

Citizen Kane, this ain't. But it's about Citizen Kane, so it's not bad.

Most superhero movies are good superhero movies, but bad movies. This one is not a good superhero movie, but is a good movie.

I could nerd out about how to use animation to tell stories for twice as long.

Doug Jones and Del Toro, you've done it again.

On the one hand, it's pretty clear that this was based on a play. On the other hand, it's a dang good play.

The long edits are back, and with bonus BEAR AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S A BEAR!

Hey, did you know that you can make movies with long takes? Did Gravity not convince you? Have I got a movie for you.

A film by a great director, which changed the way movies are made for years to come, but you can tell it was written by the director and he desperately needed an editor. Not to be confused with Avatar, the film by a great director, which changed...hey, wait a minute!

Daniel Day Lewis, you've done it again!