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A conspiracy theory podcast hosted by Jordan and Zach Finch with your daily dose of cringe worthy comedy... more
FAQs about If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You:How many episodes does If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You have?The podcast currently has 6 episodes available.
August 27, 2019A Shape, a Place, and a ThingToday Zach talks runaway AI and how to avoid being trapped in an alternate reality hell while Jordan discusses the mysteries that lie within the Bermuda Triangle...more1h 37minPlay
August 07, 2019The Hell Bunker from Hell and Subliminal PsychologyPack your bags people, because today Zach is taking you on a journey into the gargoyle infested New World Order bunker underneath the Denver International Airport! Jordan talks about mind control and the mystery of subconscious messages...more1h 11minPlay
July 25, 2019Lee Harvey Oswald: A Reptilian Humanoid?In this episode, Jordan recounts the strange happenings of the infamous John F Kennedy assassination while Zach gives us the lowdown on the Reptilian agenda. This mind blowing episode might just send a shiver down your scaly spine...more2h 6minPlay
June 18, 2019Ghost Airplanes and Masonry SecretsZach walks us through the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 and the theories that surround this peculiar incidence, while Jordan gives a sneak peek into the secret society that is the Free and Accepted Masons...more1h 15minPlay
June 11, 2019Awkward Aliens part 2: "Where the Earth Ends"Join us for episode 1, Part 2 of 'Awkward Aliens', where we slide down the tail of the world encircling snake and discover the non-fiction reality that governs our dinner plate world. Let's discover, "Where the Earth Ends"....more1h 6minPlay
June 05, 2019Awkward Aliens Part 1Greetings! Welcome to our very first episode of the conspiracy comedy podcast: "If I Told You I'd Have To Kill You" with your hosts Zach and Jordan Finch. We cordially invite you to embark on this cringe con of a first episode journey about area 51 and stay tuned for part 2: "Where the Earth ends"....more1h 3minPlay
FAQs about If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You:How many episodes does If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You have?The podcast currently has 6 episodes available.