If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You

If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You

By Jordan and Zach FinchComedy
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If I Told you I'd Have To Kill You episodes

  • A Shape, a Place, and a Thing

    Today Zach talks runaway AI and how to avoid being trapped in an alternate reality hell while Jordan discusses the mysteries that lie within the Bermuda Triangle

    1 hr 37 min
  • Lee Harvey Oswald: A Reptilian Humanoid?

    In this episode, Jordan recounts the strange happenings of the infamous John F Kennedy assassination while Zach gives us the lowdown on the Reptilian agenda. This mind blowing episode might just send a shiver down your scaly spine

    2 hr 6 min
  • Ghost Airplanes and Masonry Secrets

    Zach walks us through the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 and the theories that surround this peculiar incidence, while Jordan gives a sneak peek into the secret society that is the Free and Accepted Masons

    1 hr 15 min
  • Awkward Aliens part 2: "Where the Earth Ends"

    Join us for episode 1, Part 2 of 'Awkward Aliens', where we slide down the tail of the world encircling snake and discover the non-fiction reality that governs our dinner plate world. Let's discover, "Where the Earth Ends".

    1 hr 6 min
  • Awkward Aliens Part 1

    Greetings! Welcome to our very first episode of the conspiracy comedy podcast: "If I Told You I'd Have To Kill You" with your hosts Zach and Jordan Finch. We cordially invite you to embark on this cringe con of a first episode journey about area 51 and stay tuned for part 2: "Where the Earth ends".

    1 hr 3 min

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A conspiracy theory podcast hosted by Jordan and Zach Finch with your daily dose of cringe worthy comedy