If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Welcome to That's My Favorite Shirt. That's My Only Shirt. No I'm Not Doing the Accent, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me!

This week we BREAK BAD with Faith and Buffy in "Bad Girls" In this episode, we talk plot and firsts (2:00), the episode itself (10:00), Faith (14:30) and her bad decisions (30:00), as well as Balthazar and the Mayor's connection (37:30). We close the episode yelling (42:00), watching (51:00) and ranking (57:00).

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/ Next episode: I hope evil takes MasterCard.

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Welcome to Beljoxa's Eye, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me!

This week, one of (for two of us) the classic episodes of the show, "The Zeppo." In this episode, we talk Xander and Cordelia (7:00), TV language and the art of the hard cut (14:00). We ask ourselves just why is this so memorable while exploring "The Zeppo" in TV history (30:00). Then we assess the mama Bezoar in the room: Xander as a character (42:30). We end the show yelling (50:00), fulfill our watch (1:00:00) and ranking this sucker (1:03:00).

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/ Next episode: RIP DMAF

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Welcome to Don't Be Sorry, Be Giles, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me!

This week, we watched Season 3, Episode 12, "Helpless." In this episode, we talk plot and firsts (2:00), rites of passage (13:30), and Cruciamentum and David Fury (24:00). Then we yell (50:00), watch (1:05:00) and rank (1:07:00).

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/ Next episode: I brought marshmallows! ... Occasionally, I'm callous and strange

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Welcome to The Knights of Byzantium, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we're back (and in 1999) for "Gingerbread."

In this episode, we talk plot (2:00), Satanic Panic (11:00), the Five Phases of Joyce during the episode (24:00) before we yell (35:20) and watch (48:30) and rank (51:00).

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/ Next episode: I'm way off my game. My game's left the country. It's in Cuernavaca.

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Welcome to Herbert the Pig, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! 

This week, we close out 1998/2018 with "Amends." In this episode, we talk plot and firsts (2:00), The First (13:50), Amends in the episodes (25:00). After formalities, we yell at each other (37:15), watches (56:30), and rankings (1:02:00) 

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/ Next episode: You are guilty. You got illicit smoochies, gonna have to pay the price.

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Welcome to Bloodstone Vengeance Spell also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! You've been hoping and dreaming but have you been wishing for Season 3, episode 9, "The Wish?" 

This episode is packed to the brim: Kelly breaks down the plot (1:50) and a couple firsts (3:30) followed by a segment we just need to call "Facts" as they're neither fun nor sad (7:15). Together they talk about the logic of Buffy's absence on the history of Sunnydale (11:00), try to make sense of how crosses are used (18:40), dive into Anya (!) and genies (22:00), the power and inconsistencies of the Wish world (29:00) and the alternate arc of Buffy Summers with less friends and more northeast Ohio (40:00). After all that excitement, the group yell (50:00), do their ritual watches (1:03:00) and rank this sucker (1:08:00). 

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/ Next episode: Angel? Weird? What are the odds?

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Welcome to I May Be Dead, But I'm Still Pretty, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we near the end of 1998 with Season 3, Episode 8, "Lovers Walk." 

In this episode, we talk SATs (10:00) and the various lovers walking about in this episode (24:30). We yell (38:45), go through our watches (50:00) and rank the episode (55:00). 

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/ Next episode: We're young and free in America. How dare we be spun by love, or the lack of same?

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Welcome to We're Out of Weetabix, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we'd be able to feel our phantom limb if we hadn't exploded in "Revelations." 

In this episode, we talk Faith (9:00), the Council, Gwen Post, the Darkhul King and Living Flame (17:00), before we dig into the library confrontation at the heart of the episode (30:00). We close with yelling (39:30), our Weekly Watches (47:00) and rankings (49:00) 

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/ Next episode: You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser.

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Welcome to 1630 Revello Drive, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we eat the chocolate and rave about the certifiable classic, "Band Candy!" 

In this episode, we talk human sacrifices (12:00), spend too much time on the end/snake monster before realizing how GREAT this episode is (20:20), discuss why the episode is fire (26:00) and mull on Joyce because this is a Joyce podcast (31:00). Finally, we yell (46:30) and rank (1:06:00)! 

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/ Next episode: Faith, a word of advice. You're an idiot.

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Welcome to Do You Have a Musket?, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we watched Season 3, Episode 5, "Homecoming." 

In this episode, we talk the prospective queen's strengths and weaknesses (5:30), Slayer Fest 98 and filler episodes as an art form (9:00) and the tradition of homecoming (21:00). Naturally, we yell (36:40) and rank this sucker (51:30). 

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 3

/ Next episode: They're teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?

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