If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Welcome to Moose Getting a Sponge Bath, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we revisit Season 3, Episode 4: "Beauty and the Beasts." 

In this episode, we begin with the failed 1983 venture "Manimal" and the tale of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (8:00). Discussing the episode (20:30), we delve into Screepy Pete and Debbie, the non-existence of Mr. Platt, and the big bad of the episode: domestic abuse. We yell (37:00) and begin an official watch for: Xander's jacket/tank top combo, Buffy's maroon jacket, Giles being mean to Oz, and Anya! After "The Business," we rank the episode (51:45). 

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/ Next episode: SlayerFest '98!

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Welcome to Double Meat Medley, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we introduce Faith with "Faith Hope and Trick." 

In this episode, we talk Kelly's defense of Faith (4:00), the rest our relationships to Faith (6:00), sex (16:00), and our continuing sadness at the lack of lore in Buffy (21:00). We yell at each other (33:00) and rank this sucker (50:00). 

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/ Next episode: All men are beasts, Buffy.

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Welcome to Mr. Gordo, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we continue through Season 3 with the worst party in TV history, "Dead Man's Party." 

In this episode, we talk masks (5:00), turmoil among our friends (17:00), the story mechanics (24:00) and what we're supposed to learn (30:00). Our yelling section is sponsored by empanada continuity (32:00) and our rankings are where we talk, in depth, about JOYCE (40:00). 

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 3

/ Next episode: Ain't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?

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Welcome to Music for Elevators, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we begin Season 3, which premiered 20 years ago TODAY! We'll start where they decided to: "Anne." 

In this episode, we talk Buffy's location (7:15), homelessness (31:20), and the foundry at the heart of this episode (39:00), all while chatting about aspects of the show. We close with some yelling (48:00) and rankings. 

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/ Next episode: I'm sorry ... quitter.

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Welcome to The Dagon Sphere also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. 

We made it! We're here! The season 2 recap special before Season 3 starts at the end of September! We talk about everything: a season synopsis (6:00), the season's best and worst moments (8:30)the best and worst villains (17:00), the best and worst episodes (24:00). We talk how the season could have been changed (44:00), who grew the most (59:45), power ranked the season's relationships (1:06:00), handed out the MVP (1:08:45) and, yes, talked the reboot (1:13:00). 

A great end to a great season of the podcast. Excited for Season 2. See you in a few weeks! 

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Soon: "Anne" (!!!!)

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Welcome to A World With Nothing But Shrimp also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. We made it! We're here! The season 2 finale - "Becoming, Pt. 2" is here! 

We talk about dat ending; Jenny Calendar's "return;" debate the merits of Whistler showing back up; reach the lowest point of Joyce as a mother to her only daughter, Buffy Summers; try to name Spike and Buffy's rock band but can't pin down definitive likes and hobbies of Buffy (we decided on Sad Pants in lieu of a slaying pun); "going postal" and poking holes through the ending. Stick around to end for special treats! Also, what's up with these robots, right? 

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/ Next episode: I'm dirty, I'm bad with the sex, and the envy and the loud music that us kids listen to nowadays... oh, I just suck at undercover. Where's Ken?

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Welcome to A World Without Shrimp also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we watched the penultimate "Becoming, Pt. 1." We talk plot, Whistler and missed opportunities, Buffy and Angel, and the vehicles of death used on the show.

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/ Next episode: But then someone comes along with a vision, with a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off.

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Welcome to Insane Troll Logic also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we're looking at Season 2, episode 20 - "Go Fish." 

We talk plots, steroids, the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Join us for a better conversation than episode we had on our hands. 

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/ Next episode: Are we having a chair shortage?

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Welcome to Desperate For a Shag, Giles? also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we return after a long hiatus (blame '90s TV folks, not me) with the undeniably great "I Only Have Eyes for You" 

In the episode, we talk plot, the structure of the episode, the display of talent on all sides in those final moments of the show (after the horrible CGI wasps). But you'll also hear us talk Sadie Hawkins, yell at each other, and rank this sucker! 

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 2

/ Next episode: Like an Oreo cookie, well, except for, you know, without the... chocolatey cookie goodness.

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Welcome to Lucky 19 also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. We watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer in order with its premiere dates from 20 years ago. This is season 2, episode 18 - "Killed By Death." 

After hitting play, you'll hear us talk nonsensical storylines, learn how to "science" and "doctor," why Angel being on this episode is just a bad idea and one of us ranks this as the worst episode of Buffy of all time! 

Unfortunately, 90s TV is WEIRD and we're not coming back until the end of April!! Then it's all the way to the end of the season! Join us then for "I Only Have Eyes for You."

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/ Next episode: To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's not done because people deserve it, it's done because they need it.

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