If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Welcome to Chantarelle Was Part of My Exotic Phase, It's a Mushroom, It Is? That's Really Embarrassing, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This week we look at Season 2, Episode 7: "Lie to Me." 

We have the robots help us with this week in 1997 (3:00) and have a freewheelin' talk about Ford (8:00), Drusilla (19:00), Diego (22:00) and Xander (24:30) among others. We delve into cults (33:00) before we get to our episode firsts(47:00), yell at each other (50:00) and rank this sucker (58:30) It's a long one but a damn good one! ENJOY!

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/ Next episode: I'm gonna kill you. Will that blow the whole karma thing?

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Welcome to I'm Not Really Much for the Timber, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, the Slayerettes experience HALLOWEEN! 

We talk about their costumes and how their personalities did (or did not) impact the story (9:10), delve into Janus and a brief history of Halloween (32:00), release our demons (42:40) and rank this sucker (46:00).

Have a wonderful Halloween everyone. Dress aspirationally, you never know what kind of shenanigans are about to go down <3

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/ Next episode: And your life is nothing? Ford, these people don't deserve to die.

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Welcome to You Sold Someone a Khul's Amulet and a Sobekian Bloodstone, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This week we discuss the patriarchy, how our characters reacted under fire, all about snakes and why is it that Cordelia constantly finds herself in these crazy scenarios!

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/ Next episode: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.

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Welcome to Fill Me With Your Dark Naughty Evil, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! Here is Season 2, Episode 4: "Inca Mummy Girl."

Today we look at culture: how our characters interact with it (10:15), use it as foil (23:40), and show their appreciation (26:20). We also look at series firsts, dive deep into mummies (!!) and see what we can learn from "Inca Mummy Girl."

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/ Next episode: You're 16 years old, I'm 241.

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Welcome to Look What I Made, It’s Called a William, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. Kelly, Stacia and Daniel discuss Sunnydale's response in the face of trauma and disaster, the premiere of Spike (!), Shelia as foil for Buffy, how one becomes a vampire and, sadly (jk) say our goodbyes to the Anointed One. "Plop in hell you b*****d." 

We are a real podcast. Follow us @beepmepod everywhere.

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/ Next episode: You're too picky, man. Do you know how many girls you could have? You're lead guitar, Oz. It's currency!

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Join Kelly, Stacia, and Daniel into Season 2, Episode 2's "Some Assembly Required." They talk plot (6:45), they talk the depravity of the villains and how they stack up (9:00), justice and policing in Sunnydale (20:00), men/sex/”men will kill for their boners” — Giles, Xander, Chris, Angel, then f****n Eric (25:00) and zombies in Whedon-verse (37:45). 

If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me is not a recap show but we do talk about Buffy as it aired 20 years ago. Go on, check the dates! We are a real podcast, with a real website and we tweet and tumble at beepmepod.

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/ Next episode: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world!

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Welcome to "He's Tucker's Brother." We've finally returned for Season 2 of If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! We are a Buffy podcast that airs in real time with the show in 1997 so as you anticipate next week's episodes, consult the voluminous guides online to being a 90s person. Kelly, Stacia and Daniel have revamped the format, got better mics (though you can't tell in this first episode, but it gets better!), and tattooed "This is not a recap show" to their foreheads.Today they talk Season 2, Episode 1: "When She Was Bad." 

They talk introductions, Buffy's behavior, Cibo Matto, and scream at one another in good fun. Come join us! 

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/ Next episode: Sorry, but I'm an old fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.

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Meet the newest additions to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me: Karen, Sir Royston Brimble IV, Brian and Patty as they take us through the summer of 1997 in preparation for Season 2, which will premiere on September 15.

Unlike so many others, #BuffySlays20 isn't just some hashtag, it's a way of life. We will continue to post new episodes 20 years after they originally aired. Enjoy the robots and come slay with us on 9/15!

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"Do it as Yoshi!"

Welcome to If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me (also known as, A Little Bit of Hoot, a Whole Lotta Nanny). Season 1 is in the books! Today we talk Buffy in 2017, lore and religion, check in with our friends to see where everyone ended up, and review our final rankings.

Because we adhere to #BuffySlays20, Season 2 won't start until September 15, 2017. In the meantime, catch up on old favorites or wait for all the surprises we have over the summer for you!

"Have a great summer!"

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Welcome to Mr. and Mrs. Big Pile of Dust, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me. This episode could be worse - you could have gangrene on your face! We've reached the season finale where we dig into Season 1's finale, "Prophecy Girl." If you're not full from that bite of dinner, we've got sass and analysis served up just for you!

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/ Next episode: Buffy. You're really campaigning for b***h-of-the-year, aren't you?

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