If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me

Welcome to Twilight Compendium, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we go to a “party” with new friends in “Older and Far Away”

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (1:25)

Initial Thoughts (9:00)

Dawn’s shoplifting in response to abandonment? (18:15)

Anya’s meltdown (24:10)

Willow should’ve used magic (27:10)

Halfrek debacle (35:30)

Yelling (43:45)

Watches (1:02:45)

Rankings (1:09:00)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: My hat has a cow.

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Welcome to Hebron’s Almanac, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we dedicate our productivity to a CLASSIC episode, “Dead Things.”

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (1:30)

Initial Thoughts (9:45)

False Memories (16:00)

Friends better off if Buffy never came back? (38:20)

Naive Rapists (41:00)

Willow and Tara (50:40)

Buffy turning herself in (56:50)

Yelling (1:09:00)

Watches (1:34:30)

Rankings (1:40:00)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: A muscle cramp, in your pants?

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Welcome to Order of Taraka, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we see how well the cow and the chicken get along over at the Doublemeat Palace, in “Doublemeat Palace.”

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (1:30)

Initial Thoughts (8:30)

Fast Food Scandals (plus Macheezmo Mouse aside) (14:30)

Have you worked fast food? (29:00)

Amy/Willow (37:15)

Anya/Xander/Halfrek (41:50)

Yelling (46:30)

Watches (1:08:10)

Rankings (1:12:50)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: It’s like candy. Juicy pulsating candy.

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Welcome to The Black Chronicles, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we haunt the arcade in “Gone.”

In this episode, we talk

Plot and Firsts (2:30)

Initial Thoughts (7:30)

Invisibility (12:30) invisibility spells (21:00), invisibility tech (25:00), social invisibility (30:45)

Buffy’s instinct (34:00)

What would you do when invisibile? (36:00)

Dawn’s issues (42:00)

Yelling (50:30)

Watches (1:17:45)

Rankings (1:23:40)

/ Full show notes at our website

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: We're here to support your subsistence-level employment. Bravo!

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Welcome to The Idol of Oofdar, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we wake up in our fucked down house and jump in a car with Willow in “Wrecked.”

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (1:45)

Initial Thoughts (8:00)

Operation Artichoke (12:00)

Dawn (24:10)

Willow (29:10)

Rack & The Rules of Magic (38:10)

Ending (54:05)

Yelling (1:03:00)

Watches (1:24:20)

Rankings [plus Daniel’s breakdown of a “bad” Buffy episode] (1:28:30)

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: A man shouldn't use immortality as an excuse to let himself go. You gotta keep fit for killing!

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Welcome to Meteors and You, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week we f**k a house down with “Smashed”

In this episode, we marvel at this being better than we thought:

Plot and Firsts (2:30)

Fun Facts, from Stacia! (6:30)

Initial Thoughts (11:00)

Buffy//Willow talk (20:00)

Spike’s character & soul (23:00)

Divorced Tara & Dawn / Willow / Trio (30:45)

How much is too much magic? (38:00)

F*****g Down the House & The Bronze (44:20)

Amy as Big Bad (52:30)

Yelling (58:00)

Watches (1:25:25)

Rankings (1:31:15)

/ Full show notes at our website

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: ...if you could be... you know, plain old Willow or super Willow, who would you be?

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Welcome to Blood Rite and Sacrifice, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we lose our memories and wipe the slate clean with “Tabula Rasa.”

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (1:30)

Initial Thoughts (7:00)

Memory and Memory Loss (12:30)

A Huge Dive into Tara, Willow, and the rules of magic (30:30)

Giles leaving (43:45)

Post-spell questions (50:00)

Yelling (55:00)

Watches (1:14:00)

Rankings (1:22:30)

/ Full show notes at our website

/ @beepmepod on Linktree | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr

/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: Nobody asked you... Ellen

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Welcome to The Book of Tarnis, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, after five years of waiting, the great “Once More, With Feeling.”

In this episode, we go way too deep on:

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

Initial Thoughts (9:30)

The TV Musical — pre-Buffy, animation, “musical” in name only, fleeting musical elements, musicals of the imagination, and musicals of magic— as well as musicals vs. dreams (12:00)

Favorite/Least Favorite Songs (34:30)

Going Through Motions (of each song, in order) (48:23)

Yelling (1:43:00)

Watches (1:53:00)

Rankings (1:59:30)

/ Full show notes at our website

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/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: I must be a noble vampire, on a mission of redemption. I help the helpless. I’m a vampire with a soul!

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Welcome to The Sunnydale Class of ‘99, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week...

In this episode, we talk:

Plot and Firsts (2:00)

Initial Thoughts (7:00)

Mr. Kaltenbach (10:00)

Candy scares, Glico (13:10)

Parking with Vampires (30:45)

Bad, Bad Willow (46:45)

Was this the first time Willow poisoned Tara? (55:00)

Yelling (1:00:00)

Watches (1:19:00)

Rankings (1:23:45)

/ Full show notes at our website

/ @beepmepod on Linktree | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr

/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: Life’s a show

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Welcome to The Word of Valios, also known as If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me! This week, we try to make ourselves productive in the workforce in “Life Serial.”

In this episode, we talk

Plot and Firsts (1:45)

Initial Thoughts (9:30)

What are jobs? Well, a job. Saturation divers (12:30)

What would Buffy be good at? (27:00)

College and auditing classes (30:00)

Buffy at the Magic Box (37:15)

Spike and “Bad” Buffy (47:00)

Giles Foreshadow (53:00)

Yelling (55:00)

Watches (1:18:30)

Rankings (1:23:00)

/ Full show notes at our website

/ @beepmepod on Linktree | Twitter | Instagram | Tumblr

/ Beep Me Hyphen Funtime Playlist for Podcast Fans, Season 6

/ Next episode: I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.

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