Hey dorks, why don’t you join Rob and Callum’s fraternity ALPHA ZAPPA DOUCHEBAG, we play the good new music and talk shit about how the world needs to calm down with the superhero stuff. Songs you can expect to hear in our Animal House include the prep 60s pop of The Rantouls, the doom bap of ILL B1LL, the pop swing of MPHO, the Algerian desert blues of Imarhan, the straight outta New Yoik indie of Bueno and other audio gems.

Rob and Callum are back with another new music podcast; one in which one half brings in ace choices that he wouldn’t normally have for a variety of pointless reasons that are mentioned in the podcast and the other sticks to tried and tested FIRE. So there’s some golden age boom bap hip hop from Gun Dola that may have been overlooked, a new song from a guy who they should’ve known - slacker jazz lounge crooner Jerry Paper and something from an album that came out all the way back in the dark ages of 2014 from gospel-pop-artist Jon Bap. There’s also power pop from Planet Jazz and Telephone Lovers, cosmic country from Moon Bros and the most succulent sounding guitar sounds of Tiga Lilly. Listen, enjoy and let us know what you think.

Rob and Callum present a podcast dedicated to all you AS Media Studies students and those Hip Hop music videos you shot in your barrat’s home. This one’s for you and that fake trailer you made for Martin Scorsese’s GANGSTERMAN. Here’s some songs for you, I hope you enjoy the heavy sludge riffs of ORB, the golden era hip hop reimagined as dusty jazz remixes of Shag, the 60s exoticism of Juniore and I know you’ll dig some power pop from Dogbreth. There’s plenty more too, take a listen, enjoy and provide a 500 word essay on why this podcast is ‘the shit’ on our iTunes.

Rob and Callum welcome garage-punk-rock three-piece The Coathangers onto The Ark. We talk through their pre-gig song, the song that bonds them, their choice of song for a coming of age movie soundtrack and of course their masterpiece records and song for our Ark Cruise Party. Nosebleed Weekend is out now on Suicide Squeeze Records.

Rob and Callum are back with another new music podcast, different songs but same old enemies like your boy ‘the man’ and that kid who did better than you at sport but 17 years on you still can’t get over it.  All killer again this week, with garage rock from Sun Sap, cosmic country rock from The Highest Order, bedroom pop from Alex Calder, UK hip hop funk from Paper Tiger and a load of other gems and nuggets. Take a listen and enjoy.

On this, the 250th episode of If There’s Hell Below Rob and Callum provide you with the knuckle dragging rock, DIY disco swag, and power pop immediacy you’ve been needing as the antidote to the latest batch of think-piece provoking records. This week’s music choices are just ‘fun’ whether that’s the cockrock of Razorbats, the hallucinogenic garage folk rock of The Lavender Flu or the coming of age mid-30s-fuck-up-rock of Bird of Youth. There’s also sleeze rock from Dirty Fences, indie fuzz from Scupper and post-punk DIY disco from David West. But that’s not all…

Join us as we welcome the incredible Montreal outfit Ought onto our Ark. We sit down with all four members of the band before their show at the Tufnell Park Dome and talk about their favourite protest songs, their tour anthem, their musical comfort food, a song that reminds them of Montreal and of course a song from a masterpiece and their song for the Ark. Ought’s latest album Sun Coming Down is out now on Constellation Records.

Here’s your boys Rob and Callum with a new new music podcast, two down to earth guys who’ve never been on a skiing holiday – real working class heroes. 10 songs and 10 genres in this show with afro-spiritual-jazz from Idris Ackamoor & The Pyramids, hip-shaking garage rock from Honey Radar, hip hop fire from Asad Ill, sincere anxiety pop from Grubby Little Hands and the subtle electronic ambience of Conrad Clipper. There’s plenty more so take a listen, enjoy and don’t forget to let us know what you’re digging.

Here’s an hour worth of music and ‘content’ to forget your sense of self; a podcast presented by your boys Rob and Callum. An incredible and varied array of music this week: with beats from Khaderbai, post punk from Cold Pumas, no-bullshit power punk from Mean Jeans and Whipper plus Finnish Jazz from Dalindèo and afro-rhythmic house from Magnus PI. There’s plenty more to enjoy, take a listen and let us know what you’re digging.

Rob and Callum are back via Panama (for business reasons) Canada (for art funding) with another new music podcast. We kick off with some slow-mo trapper from Spark Master Tapes and finish with some desolate country instrumentals from Chuck Johnson. In between we have reissued power pop from The Mn’Ms, bedroom pop from Starman Jr., a soulful take from King Khan and the otherworldly jazz of Jameszoo with Aurtur Verocai plus other gems. Have fun listening and let us know what stuff you’re digging and not so much.