In a 15ft by 15ft garden in Archway, London; Rob and Calum plot their fantasy - as yet officially unnamed but already completely booked - festival. Don’t want to spoil any surprises but we have managed to book two headliners that nobody ever expected to see onstage again (it’s not The Smiths either, that’d be a piece of piss in comparison), we’ve got the most Good Shat band of all time, we’ve got two of our favourite songwriters breaking their years of sobriety to get fucked and play some songs. Our favourite new live band are here, a modern funk god has taken up the whole garden with his band and other ace artists all set to play a festival people will smuggly lie that they went to.

In a 15ft by 15ft garden in Archway, London; Rob and Calum plot their fantasy - as yet officially unnamed but already completely booked - festival. Don’t want to spoil any surprises but we have managed to book two headliners that nobody ever expected to see onstage again (it’s not The Smiths either, that’d be a piece of piss in comparison), we’ve got the most Good Shat band of all time, we’ve got two of our favourite songwriters breaking their years of sobriety to get fucked and play some songs. Our favourite new live band are here, a modern funk god has taken up the whole garden with his band and other ace artists all set to play a festival people will smuggly lie that they went to.

Rob and Callum explore one of life’s truly amazing secrets the art of ‘not giving a fuck’ as mastered by many a French man. It’s a skill and a dark art that will make you more charismatic, more desirable and renders you immune to the side-effects of smoking and morning wine drinking. This week we have two incredible songs from ace Australian label Rice Is Nice with ‘dreamy heaven’ crooning from Le Villejuif Underground and adrenaline shot punk from Us The Band. There’s some killer hip hop from The Purist & WestsideGunn, indie fuzz from Drug Pizza and shimmering pop from Japanese Breakfast. There’s plenty more to listen to as well in this most legal of podcast speedballs.

Rob and Callum present another If There’s Hell Below podcast; another show of ace new music and tales of getting thrown out of church and tips on how to eat grapes. Music wise there’s a tribute to one of Rob’s fallen heroes by wrestling fan Andy Gabbard, the incredible hip hop pairing of Open Mike Eagle and always ace producer Paul White, there’s dark spiritual jazz funk from Heliocentrics, the continual rise of Sheer Mag and next level beats from Linafornia. There’s plenty more inside, take a listen and enjoy.

This is a deep podcast. Rob and Callum are chatting about dreams, on account of Rob’s picks being so dreamlike. Future Museums float around your headspace with some rolling psyche instrumental, Rodinia take you on a vintage synth and breaks doom trip and Nicholas Nicholas’s bedroom pop has you questioning whether that dream wasn’t real life? There’s jangle-fuzz pop from Grave School, garage punk rock from Living Eyes and Power Nap plus more in this sleepy little gem of a podcast.

Rob and Callum can sense things becoming a ‘thing’ even when they are a ‘thing, they’ve noted it; like albums having tasting notes and suggested lifestyle pairings as if they were a wine. It’s sickly and condescending but, we feel it’s worth a pop to tap into that instagramed-filtered life. So dangle this unboxed wine-bag of musical delights above your head and just take it all in; from the opening jazz-fusion kick of Sun Watchers to the space-western finale from Contact Field Orchestra. In between you’ll find heady notes of the guitar instrument with the likes of The Sick Things who will make your head spin with power-pop immediacy, Neighbors who sound like they’ve been to art school at a time when art schools were the ‘thing’ and Fake Laugh who get you woozy on pop but like a great friend Purling Hiss are here too with a comforting bed of fuzz-rock. The other tracks and their wonders will reveal themselves upon listening – enjoy.

This week's music choices are dedicated to the friends of podcast past and music's future. The future comes from Marrow with their schizo-jazz-pop-art-rock and Brandee Younger who is pushing the harp into the modern mind with her breaks laden afro-jazz-funk. The familiar yet fresh comes via hip hop feats from Action Bronson, Roc Marciano, the jangle pop from iji and the garage proto-punk rock of Audacity. There’s plenty more ace tracks inside take a listen and share your thoughts.

Rob and Callum are tackling big musical debates in this podcast, like whether Lisa Simpson is a good saxophonist? She’s arguably one of the most famous players of all time but have you heard that Jazzman song, her tribute to her fallen hero Bleeding Gum’s Murphy? I think she knows it's a very good song? Music this week is sweet and heavy with garage rock, punk and psych rock all being collectively handled by Andy Human and the Reptoids, Charlie Mootheart’s solo project CFM and Japan’s Fuzzist And The Voodoo Bones. The sweetness of power pop, bedroom pop and folk pop comes from Mother’s Children, Molly Drag and Daniel Johnsson (in that genre order). There’s also some ace hip hop from KA and rain but you should probably take the plunge and listen to this enthralling edition of If There’s Hell Below.

Here’s your boys Rob and Callum doing their bit for the music podcasting game, trying their hardest to breakthrough into that top 10 music podcast club; a society where the Bilderberg Group’s Tiesto rules supreme. Sad news this week with the passing of a man whose footprints are all over the music we play in the podcast week in and week out; this episode is no exception as heard on Nicholas Krgovich’s 80s disco swing and in King Khan and the Shrines garage rock n roll tribute to the irreplaceable David Bowie. Elsewhere, there’s some power pop glam stomp from Slick, obnoxious punk from Wet Ones and fresh takes on boom bap hip hop from Ahsh Eff and Oslo’s Ivan Ave. There’s also sweet nostalgia from Helsinki indie group Black Twig and scuzz pop from Sean Henry amongst other musical wonders.

A healthy and optimistic Rob and Callum return with the first If There’s Hell Below podcast of 2016, free of all the sinful things we did last year; if you find empty beer cans and pizza boxes in our recycling boxes be assured we knew nothing about them, they were planted by the Manitowoc police department and we are completely innocent. In fact, if you see evidence of us misbehaving this year, it is entirely likely that we were stitched up by Ken Kratz and co. The 12 songs committed to this podcast are legit killers from the cosmic krautrock of Cavern of Anti-Matter to Afro-Latin Vintage Orchestra’s rapidfire funk hip hop breaks, from the post-post-punk of SODA to the garage punk rock of London’s Virgin Kids. There’s ace German hip hop from Bongobo Zen & Nepumuk, madlib’esque vibes from Thelonious Martin and sweet folk acoustic picking from The Big Ship. There’s more tunes beside and our DNA is all over it.